Nothing is bigger than his penis, except for his ego. He only really has a thing for himself and he NEVER leaves the house without putting on tanning oil to make his abs shine.
Despite his ego, he is a really good guy. He makes his girlfriend fall in love with him every time. He means a lot to her and she is totally in love with him. (:
He has the cutest smile and the hottest body. His hair makes everyone jealous. He is the toughest person anyone could ever know, but he hides his problems behind sarcastic, funny comments. He is adorable in every way and he should always remember that.
Despite his ego, he is a really good guy. He makes his girlfriend fall in love with him every time. He means a lot to her and she is totally in love with him. (:
He has the cutest smile and the hottest body. His hair makes everyone jealous. He is the toughest person anyone could ever know, but he hides his problems behind sarcastic, funny comments. He is adorable in every way and he should always remember that.
by Ccbaybay January 2, 2012
Get the Brendanmug. Brendan is one who is a squirrel. He likes to run squirrely arguments that dissatisfy any opponents, most notably a guy named Jason. Overall, he is a squirrel from way back. He loves to wriggle around a debate round running arguments such as OSPEC. It's not very doney. In fact, it is downright bodacious.
by papelr July 15, 2011
Get the Brendanmug. Brendan's like to wear a dinosaur hat whilst hiding behind their forts of Fosters beer cans.
He is lovely towards his friends although he doesn't have many so he has to be super nice to the ones he has just to keep them.
He has the cutest smile and makes everyone he talks to laugh.
Brendan is a bit of a stalker and likes to invite random people back to his house to have his way with them.
Overall, Brendan is one of the nicest people you will meet, he will stick with you (unless he has a girlfriend) and be a funny old chap who likes to make weird noises. RAWR!
Tends to fall in love with someone who's name begins with M
He is lovely towards his friends although he doesn't have many so he has to be super nice to the ones he has just to keep them.
He has the cutest smile and makes everyone he talks to laugh.
Brendan is a bit of a stalker and likes to invite random people back to his house to have his way with them.
Overall, Brendan is one of the nicest people you will meet, he will stick with you (unless he has a girlfriend) and be a funny old chap who likes to make weird noises. RAWR!
Tends to fall in love with someone who's name begins with M
by BrendanStalker August 17, 2011
Get the Brendanmug. An arctophile.
by bestbrawlereva November 12, 2020
Get the Brendanmug. "holy shit, you ate the whole pizza???"
"yeah, I totally Brendaned it and now Im having trouble breathing"
"yeah, I totally Brendaned it and now Im having trouble breathing"
by medlinelover October 10, 2011
Get the Brendanedmug. The hero from the Hoenn Pokemon Games. His hat is often mistaken for hair. He is also an extremely good trainer in the Anime.
by Pokemon Trainer Byakuren June 1, 2016
Get the Brendanmug. by Double D pimpin daddy June 1, 2022
Get the Brendanmug.