bread boffing

When a man masturbates into a loaf of bread (unsliced) then has sex with his wheat-intolerant girlfriend/partner in the sick hope that this will make her extremely ill. Also known as loaf pumping.

Bread boffing can be found in Frank Zappa's "Broken Hearts are for Arseholes" track, from the album Sheik Yerbouti. The line is "Sir Richard Pump-a-loaf, the demented bread boffer..."

by Julien Holden July 19, 2006

Boffin

Scientist /egghead; highly qualified in his field . Someone who knows a great deal about very little .
Origin: 1930's/40's Royal Air Force slang .

1.The Boffins at the research lab have once again saved the day and avoided catastrophe .

2.Barnes Wallis was delighted to join the Boffins at the central research aerospace lab .

by Peter T July 3, 2006

boffing

having sex

I was boffing her in the elevator when the doors opened.

by dude_zeon May 15, 2004

boffy

An amazing youtuber who made history by getting 400k subs in a month. Hates pitcows. Sometimes plays in VR like a 14year old. Freinds with tommyinnet.

Boffy is a good youtuber.

by BoffyYT November 14, 2019

boffed

1. To have intercourse with a person as if by means of a boff.
2. To expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind. Especially relevant when said expulsion is silent and particularly potent.

1. Kieran boffed Sarah all night long.
2. Steve boffed in the crowded lecture theatre.

by Kieranishere November 2, 2005

Boff the Mcfly

To 'Boff the Mcfly out of', meaning to have sex with a girl so vigorously as to hopefully rememedy her poor taste in music.

1. Man: "I'm seeing this cool girl man, but she listens to terrible music!"

Friend: "Take her home and Boff the Mcfly out of her!"

2. Man: "So what happened last night man, did you Boff the Mcfly??"

Friend: "I Boffed the Mcfly out of her then i popped my bag of wheat crunchies all over her face! ...it was fun times!"

by Ogami December 27, 2008

boffity

1)Displaying an air of depressed aloofness.
2)Use of the word bof to express oneself

Tushak: Hey buddy, how was your day? That thing at lunch was fun, huh?
Fleep: bof
Tushak: Dude, don't be so boffity!

by Chester Bourbonfield January 11, 2008