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reese and simran bj day

reese and simran's bj day aka 20th April; a time of intense passion, love, romance, and raw ROUGH sex
Today is reese and simran bj day. Let us celebrate by exchanging nudes, Simran.
by ubetternotran May 29, 2018
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that is a special bj

One in which the tongue is swirled continuosly around the bulbous head of the erect penis. In other instances, the person giving the blowjob will go wild while performing the oral manuevers but will never allow the teeth to touch the sensitive penile skin.
On the first Friday of each month, Jimmy's girlfriend would give him a blowjob lasting from 45 minutes to one hour. She would take no breaks, and would conintuously swirl her tongue while humming the Star Spangled Banner and the 1812 overture. At the end she would dutifully swallow all the emissions. "Now, that is a special bj", Jimmy would smile and say.
by Bubbafishous September 13, 2008
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Suicide BJ

A magical experience when someone completes the Paqui one chip challenge and gives the most fire BJ ever (pun intended)
by TeeJ2319 August 15, 2021
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S.B.J.

For my birthday, my girlfriend gave me a S.B.J. I wasn't expecting it but it was AWESOME!
by Toy&StarCandy June 5, 2011
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steak and bj day

Steak and BJ day is the male version of valentines day and takes place one month later on March 14th.

Instead of getting flowers and chocolates, you get a steak dinner and a Blowjob! Simples!
Girlfriend: "I'm going out on March 14th, is that ok?"

Boyfriend: "No way, it's steak and BJ day, I wasn't allowed to go out on valentines day! Go to the butchers!"
by G12RY April 21, 2014
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S B J

Acronym for sweet baby jesus. Term used to express excitement, satisfaction, and exhiliration. Easy and fast to use when sending corporate-monitored emails.
S B J I can't wait to have a cocktail tonight.
That sushi was S B J.
by Hannah111 March 25, 2008
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sleepy BJ

When a man or woman is sleeping you stick a penis looking object in there mouth without waking them up, then taking a picture on a cellphone or camera too show to friends or family. Examples of penis looking object are penis, dildo, vibrator, animal penis, hot-dog, electric toothbrush, hot-dog merged with electric toothbrush.
Dude David was the first too fall asleep, we should so give him a sleepy BJ!
by Funny Prankster999999999999 February 17, 2009
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