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Book Industry Fascist. BIFs are book trolls, and they often pretend to be experts in the industry. So, on the surface, they appear to be professional book industry representatives, but behind the scenes, they behave like trolls. They're a segment of gatekeepers in the book industry who try to prevent authors from succeeding with their books, especially novels. BIFs typically troll books for one or two reasons. They usually troll with the goal of getting some monetary compensation for a service, such as editing or paying for good reviews. They do this by making authors so afraid of getting bad reviews that they end up paying for good reviews to some scam organization of which the BIF pushed them into by giving the book a terrible review. In other words, BIFs exploit the book industry by scamming authors, especially independently published authors. BIFs also tend to be jealous, failed authors who can't stand for other authors to succeed. So, they purposely try to ruin other authors' potential success while also exploiting them in the process, and they do this by trolling those authors' books.
Those book trolls are a bunch of BIFs!
BIF by Ariel52 January 27, 2021
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A UK term for a joint or a splif
You wanna go smoke a fat bif?
Bif by UrMumsJuicyPussy July 15, 2021
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"Before I forget". Telling someone something before you get distracted again and forget about it completely.
BIF, can you please start the rice cooker before I come home.

BIF, please hang up the laundry.
BIF by lildumpling November 2, 2021
You said you work in finance right? Where at?
“I work at BIF, you’ve probably never heard of it.”
BIF by dvnprt April 7, 2022
someone who you don’t necessarily like, but you think is cute and would gw, and you like them just not a crush.

And you have bif for each grade, ex. senior, jr, soph, and freshman bif
looks theirs ethan my senior bif”
bif by rissy May 1, 2022
"Boy I'm Fucking"

Used during the awkward stage of a relationship where neither party is ready for labels.
Q: What's going on between you and Aaron?

A: Oh, he's my bif.

Counterpart: gif
bif by Ron Wheezy June 28, 2022
"Boy I'm Fucking"

Used during the awkward stage of a relationship where neither party is ready for labels.
Q: What's going on between you and Aaron?

A: Oh, he's my bif.

Counterparts:gif
bif by Ron Wheezy June 28, 2022