The act of having a Thoroughbreed studding horse take Mr. Beto O. up his loose caboose. This demonstration requires an armed man dressed like Tonto to hold the reigns of the horse whle the every-willing Beto O. is mounted and studded. During this punishment of Mr Beto for his recent demonstrations of ignorance and lack of empathy, long time NRA member, William Duff will fire 10 rounds of bee bees at Mr Beto's genitalia to further excite the horse and Beto. At the moment of climax, Mr. Duff will begin the chorus of Pour Some Sugar on Me that Beto will continue until he collapses on the ground in total exhaustian. Tonto will offer a warm towel to Beto and escort him away from Silver the Studdly Horse. Optional: If avaialble, you may add a fully dressed look a like of The Lone Ranger.
After seeing some recent political nonsense from Mr Beto, I believe he must be punished and pay for his wrong doing by performing the Texas Beto Duff Fluffer
by Sonnyd2022 June 2, 2022
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Beto

"Stop being a beto foo"
by 5iveee June 18, 2024
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Beto Charms

While at a bukake party, you suck the cum from a male prostitute’s cock into your mouth, then force-spit the cum in another male prostitute’s ass who hasn't cum yet. Then have the guy with the cum in his ass squeeze his butt cheeks together, wait three minutes, and shit the cum into an empty buttermilk jug. Repeat process until jug is full. Store buttermilk jug in the refrigerator until morning when the cold cum can be poured over a bowl of lucky charms. It’s important you force spit the cum into the ass of one of the guys who hasn’t cum yet, or, according to the leprechaun, you will lose the luck in the charms
Several days before class elections, I made Beto Charms every day in the morning in hopes that the luck would help get me elected class president.
by Major Peeler October 11, 2019
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Beto

Beto is the most amazing engineer in the world. He's so good at kissing ass, he basically becomes part of David at this point. Everyone loves him and he makes everyone laugh with his broken English.
Beto not Betho
by P-dizzle September 15, 2022
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