Beat-up bag of dicks

1.) A person who is a real piece of shit.

2.) Someone who sounds less than desirable when heard through Skype.

3.) A douche.

4.) An animal, object, concept, philosophy, etc. that fails at least one time and/or is in a constant state of failure.

5.) Something that smells, sounds, feels, or tastes terrible.

6.) A beaten-up bag-like container containing phalli.

That fucking oil spill is really turning into a beat-up bag of dicks.

by A Beat-Up Bag of Dicks May 31, 2010

beat up a antifur day

a day on september 4th when anyone can beat up a antifur and they cant fight back

im going to really love beat up a antifur day

by scrungthebung August 10, 2023

beating up the turtle head

When an uncircumsized guy masterbates at a fast enough rate to make his cock head pop in and out.

Tony O nearly passed out beating up the turtle head to a Sears catalog last night.

by Tri-State dumb ass's February 7, 2008

beat up lunch meat

an overly used vagina

i heard she's been around" "yeah, she's got beat up lunch meat

by Bnasty16 November 24, 2010

Beat up ginger day

A day where you can beat up a ginger and they can do nothing

I forgot todays national beat up ginger day where i can beat up gingers and they can do nothing!

by theamericancock716 September 16, 2020

Beat Up Hugo Day

Beat Up Hugo Day Starts In November 30 Where Hugo Can’t Fight Back At All.

You Have All Rights To Do So, Whilst He Doesn’t

Hugo Pogo Stick Dies hahahahahahaha

-Beat Up Hugo Day-

by ThyMilkMan November 26, 2022

Beat up John Cena

The act of beating the shit out of professional wrestler and actor John Cena.

"I'm gonna wrap some presents for my kids, with my hot Asian wife... and then I'm gonna BEAT UP JOHN CENA!"

by KeepOnRollinBayBay March 10, 2020