bald eagle in my butthole

My butthole is having spasms

I'm having really bad bald eagle in my butthole

by Bald eagles March 31, 2017

Bald Eagle Butthole Licker

Someone who loves freedom and George Washington but also is openly a freak. Has licked a butthole in their day just to know the taste and for the thrill.

Did you hear Johnny had sex wearing Abe Lincoln boxer briefs? Yeah - he’s a real
Bald Eagle Butthole Licker

by IDONTEXIST February 20, 2019

bald eagle tears

The essence of merica itself. Typically extremely sweet tea or Mountain Dew. Also refered to as diabetes sauce

I drank a gallon of bald eagle tears and all of the democrats cried. Merica y'all

by Shore redneck January 25, 2014

Bald Eagle's Nest

The crotch of an obese woman who cannot shave herself.

Sara couldn't attend to her bald eagle's nest; she's too lazy to do anything about it.

by MarkyB457 March 12, 2014

Bald Eagle Flakes

The little flakes of dead skin that frequently fall off a bald mans head.

Guy 1: Did you see that bald guy?
Guy2: Yeah, he had some hardcore bald eagle flakes.

by TheBaldEagle March 24, 2009

Bald Eagle Johnson

Bald Eagle Johnson is a descriptive term or pejorative of a black woman who wears a hair hat instead of her real hair.

Dr. D Fraud: Hey playa whatcha doin this weekend?

Home Boy: I am about to knock the wallz off dis here Bald Eagle Johnson while her fat ass shakes on my jimmy!

by DrDFraud April 23, 2021

Southern Bald Eagle

When you cum in someones ass and the next shit they take comes from down south. It has a white head and a brown body resembeling the southern bals eagle.

Mary and Mike were having sex. she was complaining so mike wisperd hold on bitch. The next shit she took was the exact replica of the southern bald eagle.

by Rhymemaster-Z January 25, 2008