Left wing socialist propaganda news outlet that is hell bent on destroying anything remotely close to traditional American values while supporting weak crybaby political ideas.
“Hey man did you see what ‘Good Morning Bad news’ just posted?” “No, I just watched ‘Now this’ and I’m brain-dead enough already.
by Ronaldsraygun March 27, 2023
Get the Good morning bad newsmug. The last words of a henchman.
by A_Bum February 26, 2023
Get the Boss, I have bad newsmug. 
A lumbering, sub-human brute with a bulbous frame and an unnaturally wide base. His thick, fat, calloused hooves are often crammed into women’s footwear. His face, a big, dumb, perfectly round slab of confusion, sits atop his hairy mass, though his scalp remains curiously barren. He speaks in a slow, monotone drawl, as if each word is a struggle against his own stupidity.
Chronically late to work and a walking medical mystery (at least in his own mind), he suffers from an extreme case of hypochondria. His days are punctuated by dramatic medical ailments, followed by frantic calls for an ambulance to ferry him from his own home, only for doctors to confirm, yet again, that absolutely nothing is wrong.
A connoisseur of filth, this swamp-dwelling specimen produces greasy, bile-ridden shits at an alarming rate. He is a walking biohazard, harboring every known strain of hepatitis along with a few that science has yet to discover.
Despite his Neanderthal-like attributes, Brad possesses a shockingly average IQ. However, his dental history suggests a level of neglect that has single-handedly funded his dentist’s children’s college tuition. Though Big Bad Brad’s underwear is often covered in matted hair and shit, he remains a friend to all and, in his free time, a self-proclaimed world-class chiropractor, despite having no formal training or hygiene standards.
Chronically late to work and a walking medical mystery (at least in his own mind), he suffers from an extreme case of hypochondria. His days are punctuated by dramatic medical ailments, followed by frantic calls for an ambulance to ferry him from his own home, only for doctors to confirm, yet again, that absolutely nothing is wrong.
A connoisseur of filth, this swamp-dwelling specimen produces greasy, bile-ridden shits at an alarming rate. He is a walking biohazard, harboring every known strain of hepatitis along with a few that science has yet to discover.
Despite his Neanderthal-like attributes, Brad possesses a shockingly average IQ. However, his dental history suggests a level of neglect that has single-handedly funded his dentist’s children’s college tuition. Though Big Bad Brad’s underwear is often covered in matted hair and shit, he remains a friend to all and, in his free time, a self-proclaimed world-class chiropractor, despite having no formal training or hygiene standards.
After clogging the toilet for the third time that week, Bad News Brad waddled out, wiped his sweaty brow, and blamed it on his undiagnosed heart condition.
by Dwaggerbomb March 13, 2025
Get the Bad News Bradmug. A friendship between two females that is feared by people that know them because the rumors of their sense of entitlement and not believing in boundaries is apparent on social networks but their sense of humor is magnetic and secretly appreciated by many.
Reading the bad news bitches conversation in the comment section of that hilarious meme was unbelievable
by Chelsea Freilinger August 22, 2016
Get the Bad news bitchesmug. (Tourette’s Guy watching WWE wrestling on TV)
Announcer: “It’s Bad News Brown!”
TG: “Sounds like someone took a massive shit and named it Bad News Brown!”
Announcer: “It’s Bad News Brown!”
TG: “Sounds like someone took a massive shit and named it Bad News Brown!”
by rosenovarocks September 15, 2021
Get the Bad News Brownmug. I hate to be the deliverer of bad news Victoria but we cannot purchase a lightsaber at the disneyparks this time.
by danifhdz May 21, 2019
Get the Deliverer of Bad Newsmug.