Kennedy Assasination

A Kennedy Assasination is a weed smoking session. Named because President Kennedy's brains were "killed" and when smoking high concentrations of marijuana, large amounts of brain cells are destroyed.

"Dude you wanna go do a Kennedy Assasination?" "Blunt or bong?"

by fuckyeahamerica April 1, 2010

The Assasination

While doing a girl from behind, right before you're about to cum, take your elbow and bring it down onto her neck as hard as you can knocking her out while yelling "Assasination!" Then jizz on her back and crouch on her repeatedly.

Dude, Sexy Chaos did The Assasination 5 times the other day. He was on a running riot...

by The Real Bone October 1, 2005

shoe-assassination

It is what happens when shoes are thrown at one's face to manifest anger or disagreement.

There was almost a shoe-assassination when George Bush was giving a speech in Iraq.

by Barby1 March 8, 2009

presidential assassination

A presidential assassination is when you are giving a public speech at a podium and you ejaculate onto the back of the podium while no one's looking.

"Dude! My debate speech was extra special cause I totally pulled a "presidential assassination" during my final argument."

by marydelta September 24, 2016

assassination

1. an alcholic beverage that tase like cinnamon

2.what happens to you are your family if you cross "iceman"

3. the act of having sex with a breezy and hittin it hard enough so she has problems walking straight

1. you ask the bartender for an assassination

2. yo i got the video of iceman's assassination of ol' boy lastnight at the club

3. if you go home with a member of Hotsuey they'll put an assassination on that ass

by Shawndarius April 10, 2005

Celebrity assassination movement

A militant movement that has associations with anarchist groups and the world wealth reform movement ect. that seeks to assassinate celebrities because it is outraged that society worships them and gives then tens of millions of dollars a year while most of the people in the world live in poverty and can get the proper medical care they need , and 16,000 thousand people die of starvation somewhere in the world everyday. So, they seek to assassinate the developed worlds beloved celebrities in order to punish it for being so indifferent to the suffering of the rest of the world.

He's in the celebrity assassination movement.

by Judge dredd7 July 1, 2011

Assassination of Abe Lincoln

For all you history and nature buffs out their. Also needed an uncanny ability to make that pussy squirt. When you find yourself in the middle of a threesome, proceed to preform the Abe Lincoln on one bitch. When done, and your cock looks like a cold turkey, proceed to go shoulder blade deep in the other cunt. Make it happen, alright, then when a squirt's coming on, light your pubes, which are now pasted to the other bitches face, and let the magical vagina flow put the flames out. If you feel the need to washup, use some vagina juice for yourself and take a polish shower. When you wake up in the morning, it will look as if you reneacted the assasination of abe lincoln with squirt guns. A take on the flaming amazon and abe lincoln.

I went to my friend Tom's the other day, and it looked like he reenacted the Assassination of Abe Lincoln with super soakers. He aced that one bitch right in the face.

by Fletch is 6'9 with the afro April 1, 2009