assbag erd

A recovery disk for Windows XP that is labeled "Assbag." Found on a desk and ownership has not been claimed as of yet.

Person 1: "I found this CD on my desk."
Person 2: "What is is labeled?"
Person 1: "Assbag ERD, what does that mean?"
Person 2: "Ok, its an emergency recovery disk labeled 'assbag...' who's is this?!"

by MasterJedi01 March 15, 2010

Assbag

A portable shitter for old people. Used when making it to the bathroom is an impossibility. Just pop a squat and take a shit. Much like a reverse pissbag.

Haha, look! That old dude just dropped his assbag.

by catch24 October 24, 2006

Ashmaga

to be strange or weird

Wow. Bob, you are so ashmaga!

by MrsFruitNinja April 15, 2011

Ashbager

(adj) A word to describe a big, douch bag, lying/ manipulating, pot head/ coke head, drug lord/dealer, who uses phrases that make no sense yet make girls completely damp; for example, "the soup is done."

Hey, that large, unattractive, high, bald man is a ashbager asshole.

by Derrick "For Real" Asher November 9, 2006

assbag

1.Noun-Aprotective device that acts a lot like an air bag, for your ass. So when you get knocked the "fuck out", your assbag will deploy to protect your ass.
2. Someone you do not like.

"Man, when marquis got knocked the fuck out its a good thing his assbag came out to protect his dumb ass."
"Ja rule is such a dirty assbag."

by thereason21 January 8, 2005

assbag

The bag that hangs behind the horse and catches the horses poop.
A source of great stench.

OH MAN! Did you see that bird just land in that assbag?

by nick December 1, 2003

ashags

the hottest resident to ever walk the halls of alice lloyd. tends to divide into her two alter egos, passey and kitty. She's so vain.

Oh Ashags, you make CRR fun!

by mgeee January 16, 2008