Armoured

Someone or something that has super powers and armor at the same time.

The armoured pandas are cute, yet they scare me.

by SullyPlays June 18, 2016

Armored car

When you wrap your dick with more than 3 condoms

" I'm going to have to use a armored car on Stephanie tonight "

by Dude Decent January 12, 2017

Armouredildo

That's what you get when you mix a tortoise and a vibrator.

I just love this armouredildo.

by Zombie alien hybrid jesus August 8, 2017

armoured rugby

Whatever those kids across the ocean(america) are playing. Another term used to describe the so called "american football" which any sensible person would agree that name is shit. Kind of like rugby but players have to wear padding and armour and look like they're fighting a war on the pitch hence the name armoured rugby.

American 1: did you catch the game of football yesterday?
Brit 1: football? Which league?
American 1: the super bowl?
Brit 1: ohh you mean the armoured rugby game

by Clone February 11, 2024

B-flat Armored Clarinet

A name for the straight-belled soprano saxophone owing to its similarity to a metal clarinet.

Sam's ok on the alto-sax but he can tear up the b-flat armored clarinet.

by Sir-Hops-A-Lot February 14, 2021