The Bonzi Approach

Overplanning. Pronounced “The BON-Zee Approach,” this technique involves mentally planning the exact sequence of events for the immediate future (such as what to do after getting out of bed), which usually takes more time than actually doing it.

Simon: I feel so organized! I used The Bonzi Approach this morning.

Charlotte: Is that why you were 70 minutes late?

by DennisInAtor February 26, 2023

angle of approach

The angle in which to properly insert a penis into an anus without causing unnecessary pain

I used the proper angle of approach when I hit that ass so I can hit it again after

by skeddy December 10, 2013

Roach Approach

The act of laying there and doing nothing while your partner goes to town during sex.

“How do you have sex when your shitfaced?”
“I just kick back and take the Roach Approach.”

by BigBoyDiamond October 16, 2021

The Focusing Approach

The Focusing Approach (Copyright J. Steve Lee) is a method of apologetics that makes Prestonwood Christian Academy kids quake every time they get in the vicinity of Mr. Lee.

Student 1: “Hey has Mr. Lee focusing approached you yet?”

Student 2: “Yeah he came to my house in the middle of the night and forced me to write the focusing approach or else he said he would fail me.”

by I am underpaid September 6, 2022

the activison approach

When a game company's approach to making games is as follows.

1) Make at least one game for a series every year.

2) Have every game in said series be essentially the same thing.

Guy 1: Nintendo seems to be making a New Super Mario Bros. Game every year.

Guy 2: They're taking the activison approach

by Spodermen2121 z June 22, 2017

cargo approach

a descent from FL350 to 2000ft in about 2 minutes, resulting in a crash and a fraudulent flight log

he did a cargo approach again

by skrobl August 24, 2023

hot approach

noun. the act of running to the toilet due to an imminent and/or urgent bowel movement, likely due to explosive diarrhea . Usually feces escapes as your buttocks hits the toilet seat.

noun. when an airplane comes in for a landing with some form of crippling technical malfunction.

After eating Taco Bell and drinking beer, I arrived home just in time to make a hot approach.

The 747 is coming in on a hot approach as the in-flight collision with birds damaged all but one engine.

by Dyrty Hyrry November 6, 2009