The misanthrope's currently-plausible excuse.
"We can't be too careful, can we?", he said, avoiding his friend's extended elbow and backing away. While everyone was doing it, he'd always done it, his antisocial distancing now conveniently disguised as responsible social distancing.
by Monkey's Dad March 14, 2020
Get the antisocial distancing mug.A term used to describe people exibiting any sort of behavior in which the intent is to violate the rights of others and otherwise going against society. Examples include murder, bullying, robbery, conning, and rape.
Often confused with asocial which is used to describe people who are shy, introverted, or otherwise avoid socializing or social situations.
Often confused with asocial which is used to describe people who are shy, introverted, or otherwise avoid socializing or social situations.
by phantompyro July 16, 2008
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by Nabih0308 February 2, 2021
Get the Dream Antis mug.When you are unable to share a headphone with your friend because a band produces their music with complex stereo harmonies and effects, and one requires both headphones for the music to make sense.
i.e. there are guitars on one side and vocals on the other, so taking one headphone would mean hearing just drums and a guy singing
i.e. there are guitars on one side and vocals on the other, so taking one headphone would mean hearing just drums and a guy singing
"Dude can i listen to your iPod too?" *Sigh* "I guess... but they are an antisocial band, you need both headphones. here take the whole thing, it won't be the same if you don't"
Hot girl walks up: "heeeey lets listen to music together!! <3" you: "i cant sorry it wouldnt make sense to you..." her: ? "ok whatever ill go hook up with tom, he has some lil wayne, not your weird two side shit"
Hot girl walks up: "heeeey lets listen to music together!! <3" you: "i cant sorry it wouldnt make sense to you..." her: ? "ok whatever ill go hook up with tom, he has some lil wayne, not your weird two side shit"
by fattusb February 27, 2010
Get the Antisocial band mug.Stupidity of such magnitude that its presence actually destroys the intelligence of those with which it comes into contact.
Measured in a similar manner to intelligence, a person possessed of antismart will have an AQ score denoting how much damage they will do to the IQ score of another human or group of humans.
A politically correct way to address the extreme lack of intelligence in another person or organization.
Curiously antismart isn't destroyed in the process of contact with intelligence. Repeated exposure to antismart has been known to actually create antismart in those so exposed. Therefore caution is advised when handling those with antismart.
Measured in a similar manner to intelligence, a person possessed of antismart will have an AQ score denoting how much damage they will do to the IQ score of another human or group of humans.
A politically correct way to address the extreme lack of intelligence in another person or organization.
Curiously antismart isn't destroyed in the process of contact with intelligence. Repeated exposure to antismart has been known to actually create antismart in those so exposed. Therefore caution is advised when handling those with antismart.
by Nuzzy Futts July 28, 2010
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Asocial means simply not being social (it does not imply hatred or negativity, only "absence"), while antisocial insinuates an active hostility or contempt for society as a whole.
Asocial means simply not being social (it does not imply hatred or negativity, only "absence"), while antisocial insinuates an active hostility or contempt for society as a whole.
Ignorant individual: "See that antisocial loner over there? He/she would rather stay at home and read than talk with me."
Person 2: "Don't you mean asocial?"
Ignorant individual: "What? Same difference."
Person 2: "Don't you mean asocial?"
Ignorant individual: "What? Same difference."
by forced name December 24, 2007
Get the antisocial mug.food which have "antisocial" properties such as: garlic and onion.
Any food which will lead to stinking breath smell.
After a person have an antisocial meal he or she can not socialize and should keep his distance from other people (at least 1.5 meter). Because otherwise close range conversations are very unpleasant.
Any food which will lead to stinking breath smell.
After a person have an antisocial meal he or she can not socialize and should keep his distance from other people (at least 1.5 meter). Because otherwise close range conversations are very unpleasant.
He tried to hit on me after he had big antisocial meal! I could smell his breath mile away.
- I had to listen to my boss' new plans for 20 minutes, it was torture!
-Why?
- He had just finished his antisocial meal.
- I had to listen to my boss' new plans for 20 minutes, it was torture!
-Why?
- He had just finished his antisocial meal.
by FREE Spirit forever January 12, 2010
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