Ambulamp

The ambulamp is the basic unit of beat-down in the International System of Units; usually administered by a crazy old man.

"Dude -- Tom beat up Michael on the bus"
"Really? How bad was it"
"Approximately two ambulamps"

by aoeuaoeu February 28, 2010

ambulothanatophobia

irrational fear of the walking dead

Johnny: Dude, you suffer from ambulothanatophobia.
Me: What's that?
Johnny: You're afraid of zombies.
Me: No I'm not. I'm terrified.
Johnny: Exactly

by mikeyb18 November 1, 2007

Ambulance

Popular game used in flirtatious situations. One person, Player 1, announces to Player 2: "my hand is an ambulance, say red light when you want me to stop." Player 1 runs his/her hand slowly up Player 2's leg, starting at the knee and aiming toward the crotch. When Player 2 feels too uncomfortable for any further progress, he/she announces "stop!" Player 1 replies "ambulances don't stop at red lights" and proceeds with moving his/her hand toward Player 2's crotch.

Girl: "Hey, do you want to play ambulance?"
Boy: "Um, ok, though I'm not really sure how to play...."
Girl: "It goes like this: My hand is an ambulance, say red light when you want me to stop"
(Hand proceeds slowly up boy's leg)
Boy: (Noticeably uncomfortable) Red light! Red light!
Girl: Ambulances don't stop at red lights! (Hand proceeds up his leg)

by .T. baby January 29, 2008

ambuleen

an ambulance speeding with lights flashing and sirens screaming to the scene of a disaster

The ambuleen went flying past us even though we were driving above the speed limit.

by Matoh Wakan February 19, 2009

Ambualitic

When one is in desperate need for an ambulance and its assistance

Pronounced Am-bu-litic

Person 1: *dying*
Person 2: Quick she needs ambualitic assistance

by ifits2.45howlongtill15minutes May 12, 2019

The Ambulance has got it's lights on

Phrase used to convey to the current occupant of a toilet that the speaker on the wrong side of the door is in urgent need to use the faculties. Time is of the essence in order to avoid an unfortunate episode of self pollution of the under garments. To convey in the fullest sense that an emergency is in progress and the current occupant should get out of the way immediately .

For crying out loud Love, put your lippy on downstairs.....I'm stood out here and the ambulance has got it's lights on

by Quantum Leaper June 5, 2010

Ghetto ambulance

1. When an acquaintance has too much of the wrong stuff at a party and is dumped at the front door of the emergency room

2. The vehicle used to perform said action

"Marty passed out from all the coke so they gave him the ghetto ambulance."

by VacuumVendor December 15, 2020