irrational fear of the walking dead
Johnny: Dude, you suffer from ambulothanatophobia.
Me: What's that?
Johnny: You're afraid of zombies.
Me: No I'm not. I'm terrified.
Johnny: Exactly
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half straight, half gay; synonym for bisexual
Bill: Hey John. I didn't know Stacey is a homohalfian.
John: A what?
Bill: Ya know, a bisexual.