Amber Turd

A steaming, stinking pile of 💩 disguised as a human. Will 💩 in the bed of anyone who upsets her.

Don’t upset me or I will Amber Turd in your bed

by Verdict is in June 3, 2022

Amber turd's

A narcissistic b#$&@ that files abuse lawsuits on her partner for no reason while shitting on stand also Amber Turd's

Amber turd's is a girl that shits in bed

by URMOMISSUSSYAMONGUSඞඞඞඞඞඞURMOM June 15, 2022

Amber Turd

A phrase used when one takes a dump, poo, or poop. Also used vulgarity towards a narcissist or feminist.

“I really need to take an Amber Turd”

“That woman is such an amber turd”

by Petdragon June 4, 2022

Amber Turding

The act of shitting on your partner's side of the bed and proceed to blame it on your dog.

I heard they broke up because she was amber turding too often.

by Eggmeister_69 May 21, 2022

The Amber Turd

This is a sexual activity where a woman eats Taco Bell, shits on her partner's pillow, shoves his face in it while pegging him, then calls the cops on him for sexual assault.

"I'm currently in jail with pinkeye because my girlfriend gave me The Amber Turd"

by WeldJesus April 27, 2022

amber turd

a stupid bitch who took a shit on the amazing Jhonny Depp's bed and claimed he abused her, also the act of shitting really big and it hurts

p1; I just took an amber turd broo
p2; oh daaaang bro is your asshole okay?

by froggosarevcute June 9, 2022

amber turd

An offensive smelling shit or fart

"i just had the worst amber turd"

"that curry last night gave me the worst amber turd"

by Paddy O'Furniture69 May 22, 2022