The Aluminum Falcon is when a man uses common or household aluminum foil to create an 'on-the-spot' condom. The aluminum foil acts as a physical barrier between the 'man mixture' and the poon.
the art of aluminum falconry is judged upon: Contraceptive ability, Comfort, Sexual pleasure and disposability of human (doesnt have to be) jizz.
Often used in situations where the couple is so horny that they absolutely must have sex in their kitchen.
The plastic falcon places plastic wrap in place of foil. Plastic wrap may substitute foil. But is undesirable because of the chance of it falling off.
The name derives from the "falcon" being a euphemism for a males member and the "aluminum" for obvious reasons.
the art of aluminum falconry is judged upon: Contraceptive ability, Comfort, Sexual pleasure and disposability of human (doesnt have to be) jizz.
Often used in situations where the couple is so horny that they absolutely must have sex in their kitchen.
The plastic falcon places plastic wrap in place of foil. Plastic wrap may substitute foil. But is undesirable because of the chance of it falling off.
The name derives from the "falcon" being a euphemism for a males member and the "aluminum" for obvious reasons.
Person 1: "Damn, last night Katie was so horny she insisted on doing it on the dishwasher,"
Person 2: "You use protection?"
Person 1: "Well... yeah, i didn't have any condoms so i wrapped my junk in foil;"
Person 2: "Wow. What like an Aluminum Falcon?"
Person 1: "yeah"
*high five and gain respect for each other*
Person 2: "You use protection?"
Person 1: "Well... yeah, i didn't have any condoms so i wrapped my junk in foil;"
Person 2: "Wow. What like an Aluminum Falcon?"
Person 1: "yeah"
*high five and gain respect for each other*
by RUFF SECKS January 10, 2010
by sweetnsassi February 21, 2010
The act of rolling a lot of little aluminum balls and filling a hookah with them, then you precede to drip pineapple flavored blunt drops all over the top. you then trick your friend into smoking it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
aluminum pineapple your friends, its funny
by GingerGTI August 3, 2011
when a man, in the mdidle of intercourse, takes aluminum foil and wraps it his shlong until it forms a dildo like object. He then stuffs it with meat (usually lamb) and starts butt f*cking the female or male with it
"When we get to our apartment, im going to make sweet love to you and pull the aluminum meat pusher"
by iCitDeniFuckit January 1, 2010
1) a cowboy hat constructed from scrap metal found in a closet.
2) the symbol of an alliance, usually for nefarious purposes, between a man from Texas and another man with a large, unexplained collection of scrap metal in his closet.
3) a screenplay that results from the collaboration of a man from Texas and another man with a large, unexplained collection of scrap metal in his closet.
2) the symbol of an alliance, usually for nefarious purposes, between a man from Texas and another man with a large, unexplained collection of scrap metal in his closet.
3) a screenplay that results from the collaboration of a man from Texas and another man with a large, unexplained collection of scrap metal in his closet.
"and then they ended it with a wrench fight on the space station! that was some real aluminum cowboy hat action there!"
by joeyjoejoejrshabadoo December 6, 2006
A day that takes place on May 13, every year. People around the world don they're armor, and swords.
Loser trying to be cool- "Why are you wearing Aluminum foil? Paranoid much?"
Me - "Uh, your a Nubcake , its Aluminum Foil Day
Me - "Uh, your a Nubcake , its Aluminum Foil Day
by KUNZE May 12, 2008
Putting Ramen noodles in the microwave without water, then pulling it out, filling it with water but leaving the packet in the bowl also.
Man, I asked my mom to make me dinner, right, and she goes and makes me some aluminum noodles! She can't cook.
by BrownsauceYUH! February 22, 2012