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Allergy Marching Band

An organization welcoming people who blow their noses loudly during class or in other public places resembling sounds made by various band instruments including trumpets, low brass, and woodwinds.
"Dude, Matt blew his nose so loudly he could have joined the Allergy Marching Band."
by Yu Ann Noyme March 3, 2009
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big boy allergies

When a teenage boy starts jacking off more, he uses more tissues. When his parent sees his trash can, she questions him. In a panic, he blames it on his allergies.
"My mom was asking me why my trash can was so full of tissues."
"What did you say?"
"I just blamed it on my big boy allergies."
by big boy 442 November 14, 2016
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P-Tertiary-butylphenol formaldehyde resin allergy

Some crazy shit that an Isenhart clan member invented to avoid manual labor along with cardboard. It is commonly the result of too much crazy hippy crack inhalation.
Damn Nancy, you just don't ever want to help out because of your P-Tertiary-butylphenol formaldehyde resin allergy.
by orange_cone July 10, 2010
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Allergy Terrors

A fit of loud sneezing that sounds and resembles night terrors but is brought on by severe allergies.
Is Marty OK? It sounds like he might have allergy terrors? He keep's yelling while he sneezes.
by zlion February 20, 2025
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Allergy season

Another season the grief/tragedy/sympathy/industry tries to capitalize on.
The grief/tragedy/sympathy industry (or system/machine) is going to capitalize on panic no matter what people are spending money on. What they call a win-win for everybody is something that is benefitting them, not everybody. Allergy season is just another excuse for some of them to justify reversing reopenings or adding more restrictions to fuck with peoples lives again.
by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021
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allergy shits

When a person has too much lactose and cannot hold the explosion that’s about to happen.
“Omg, the allergy shits were real!”
by Cubalincorp March 14, 2023
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