Allergy Marching Band

An organization welcoming people who blow their noses loudly during class or in other public places resembling sounds made by various band instruments including trumpets, low brass, and woodwinds.

"Dude, Matt blew his nose so loudly he could have joined the Allergy Marching Band."

by Yu Ann Noyme March 3, 2009

big boy allergies

When a teenage boy starts jacking off more, he uses more tissues. When his parent sees his trash can, she questions him. In a panic, he blames it on his allergies.

"My mom was asking me why my trash can was so full of tissues."
"What did you say?"
"I just blamed it on my big boy allergies."

by big boy 442 November 14, 2016

P-Tertiary-butylphenol formaldehyde resin allergy

Some crazy shit that an Isenhart clan member invented to avoid manual labor along with cardboard. It is commonly the result of too much crazy hippy crack inhalation.

Damn Nancy, you just don't ever want to help out because of your P-Tertiary-butylphenol formaldehyde resin allergy.

by orange_cone July 10, 2010

national give peanuts to your friend with a peanut allergy day

Nov. 8th

It’s national give peanuts to your friend with a peanut allergy day

by urdadnmom November 7, 2019

downing an allergy

to down and allergy is to drunkenly drink your friends semen unknowingly

“man i got so drunk at the party i downed an allergy” downing an allergy aka drinking someone’s nut

by confused antonym November 10, 2020

Fact allergy

Someone who is oversensitive to facts, especially when it does not conform to their current beliefs. It's usually a close-minded person too proud or stubborn to admit when they are wrong or when someone they admire is wrong. In debates it's commonly accompanied by talking over the other person or as loud as possible to stop the flow of facts.

As a religious man, Bob went against the overwhelming consensus of the scientific community by refuting evolution on national TV in spite of all the facts. Bob interrupted by quoting scripture as the scientist tried to explain radiometric dating. Bob must have fact allergy.

by zin90 March 14, 2018

Allergy season

Another season the grief/tragedy/sympathy/industry tries to capitalize on.

The grief/tragedy/sympathy industry (or system/machine) is going to capitalize on panic no matter what people are spending money on. What they call a win-win for everybody is something that is benefitting them, not everybody. Allergy season is just another excuse for some of them to justify reversing reopenings or adding more restrictions to fuck with peoples lives again.

by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021