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Allergy Marching Band

An organization welcoming people who blow their noses loudly during class or in other public places resembling sounds made by various band instruments including trumpets, low brass, and woodwinds.
"Dude, Matt blew his nose so loudly he could have joined the Allergy Marching Band."
by Yu Ann Noyme March 3, 2009
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big boy allergies

When a teenage boy starts jacking off more, he uses more tissues. When his parent sees his trash can, she questions him. In a panic, he blames it on his allergies.
"My mom was asking me why my trash can was so full of tissues."
"What did you say?"
"I just blamed it on my big boy allergies."
by big boy 442 November 14, 2016
mugGet the big boy allergiesmug.

P-Tertiary-butylphenol formaldehyde resin allergy

Some crazy shit that an Isenhart clan member invented to avoid manual labor along with cardboard. It is commonly the result of too much crazy hippy crack inhalation.
Damn Nancy, you just don't ever want to help out because of your P-Tertiary-butylphenol formaldehyde resin allergy.
by orange_cone July 10, 2010
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allergy salute

The movement of arm, hand and fingers to wipe across a runny nose. Suggests symptoms of allergy or cold/flu.
My son was constantly doing the allergy salute so I took him to the doctor.
by yes juanito yes November 26, 2017
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Allergy season

The time of year it's not cold or getting cold that the grief tragedy/sympathy inudustry/media/scientists/government/ healthcare officials warn people about another wave of disease.
The grief/tragedy/sympathy tries to get people to panic the most when the weather gets cooler, cold, or when there are lots of allergens in the air, since people tend to be less certain of their health during these times. People spend money differently when they panic, and the same people in the grief/tragedy/sympathy industry know that and capitalize off it. Allergy season helps them out, though it doesn't do everyone else much good.
by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021
mugGet the Allergy seasonmug.

dick allergy

When a thot won't get with you because you do not have clout or money
Guy1: Bro that bitch won't get with me because I dont have money or clout

Guy2: Bro she got a dick allergy
by Droplet April 1, 2019
mugGet the dick allergymug.

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