Allergy Marching Band

An organization welcoming people who blow their noses loudly during class or in other public places resembling sounds made by various band instruments including trumpets, low brass, and woodwinds.

"Dude, Matt blew his nose so loudly he could have joined the Allergy Marching Band."

by Yu Ann Noyme March 3, 2009

big boy allergies

When a teenage boy starts jacking off more, he uses more tissues. When his parent sees his trash can, she questions him. In a panic, he blames it on his allergies.

"My mom was asking me why my trash can was so full of tissues."
"What did you say?"
"I just blamed it on my big boy allergies."

by big boy 442 November 14, 2016

P-Tertiary-butylphenol formaldehyde resin allergy

Some crazy shit that an Isenhart clan member invented to avoid manual labor along with cardboard. It is commonly the result of too much crazy hippy crack inhalation.

Damn Nancy, you just don't ever want to help out because of your P-Tertiary-butylphenol formaldehyde resin allergy.

by orange_cone July 10, 2010

national give peanuts to your friend with a peanut allergy day

Nov. 8th

It’s national give peanuts to your friend with a peanut allergy day

by urdadnmom November 7, 2019

Gastric Allergy

A revulsion to a particular food or food provider.

Server: You want sour cream on that?

Jim: No! I have a gastric allergy to sour cream.

Ken: I'd love to go to Chipotle's for lunch today, how about you?
Sam: Not today. I've got a gastric allergy to Chipotle's right now.

by UR-GODZ September 29, 2015

latex allergy

Condom-related excuse for asking one's current/potential sex-partner to bow to your wishes.. Can be an entirely opposite type of preference, though, depending on the gender of the excuse-maker: where the gal may claim to be allergic to latex in the hopes of not being asked to have sex with the guy in the first place, a guy's claim to being allergic to latex may be an attempt to get the gal to let him "do it bareback".

Horny stud: Blast it all --- non-latex condoms are now readily available at the corner drug store --- there goes my old "latex allergy" excuse right out the window!

by QuacksO June 12, 2018

Peanut Allergies

A term used big big brother houseguests in place of the word crying

When the hgs saw their family tapes, they all got peanut allergies.

Tyler went up into Angela’s HOH room after jc made a joke about Brett giving Angela a massage and asked Angela if she had peanut allergies.

by Hcfb0808 October 5, 2018