A ginger haired, sex addicted, closet homosexual who enjoys sexual relationships with councillors of the same sex. Enjoys being vindictive and trying to outsmart women. Likes to belittle his partners so that they feel worthless and don't want to leave him. A closet alcoholic who puts his job and money before his own children.
by karmagirl321 January 16, 2018
Get the Alastair mug.A Dirty Alastair is a person that enjoys a colonoscopy far too much for the comfort any doctors or nurses performing the procedure.
Oftentimes they will book unessassary colonoscopies for no other reason than boredom, or to avoid their other personal or professional obligations.
Oftentimes they will book unessassary colonoscopies for no other reason than boredom, or to avoid their other personal or professional obligations.
John won't be at the clientcmeeting this afternoon, he's pulled a Dirty Alastair again...Those poor nurses.
by SCKnocking September 12, 2021
Get the Dirty Alastair mug.Related Words
A fart you hold in that subsequently erupts inside of your body. Usually occurs when you're in a situation when you don't want somebody to hear you fart.
"I didn't want to fart in front of my boyfriend's parents, so I alisdaired instead."
"Good thing I alisadaired or else I would have sharted."
"Good thing I alisadaired or else I would have sharted."
by poopkitten March 27, 2012
Get the alisdaire mug.Alastair is a guy that is really nice, cute, funny, athletic and just really genuine. He is a guy that is very down-to-earth and you can talk to about just about everything. Alastair is a great person that everyone loves and wants to be around. if you find an Alastair, never let him go. Hes perfect!
by bilsavocado January 25, 2020
Get the Alastair mug.Alastair halls is the most gay, retarded and just fucking dumb person you will meet. If you are unlucky and become friends with min you will probably wake up with his chode in your mouth.
SO WATCH OUT !
SO WATCH OUT !
Hey you see that weird curly chubby cheeked faggot over there, he looks like a really Alastair halls.
by Qwertyh. nj May 17, 2016
Get the alastair halls mug.by Oh Yuuup October 18, 2018
Get the alastaire mug.by SlutBallerStar December 29, 2018
Get the Alastair Bull mug.