Aistinguish

To trigger alarms, fires, or chaos and then explain or justify it immediately.

“Bro lit the toaster on fire during the party and then tried to Aistinguish it by saying it was just for the vibe”

by anonymous September 17, 2025

Austism

(n) An individual’s behavior that may exude or exhibit a similar aspect or characteristic of a person from Austin or surrounding areas that associate with Austin’s unofficial motto, “keep Austin weird”

My friend may have a bit of austism, but if he moves away from Austin, he may not be so weird.

by Apothecary25 December 9, 2025