Ahmed

A crackhead that pretends to be boujee and though they’re broke as a motherfucker.

Ahmed: I bOuGhT tHiS bAg FoR 7 tHoUsAnD!1!1!
Normal Person: stfu we know you bought that shit from a heroine addict in an alley

by KYRIEBIH May 29, 2018

ahmed

the kinda person who u can make laugh easily u never get bord of using bad jokes on him

me: why did the man cross the road?
ahmed:why?
me:to get to the other side
ahmed:ha ha ha ha ha

by wonder woman February 18, 2005

Ahmed

AKA Mr. Steal yo girl. This perfect specimen dazzles any women he comes into contact with. How could he not with that perfect jaw.

Girl: Hey look it's Ahmed! I hope he says hi to me.
Ahmed: Hey.
Girl: *Faints*

by THGOT September 11, 2020

ahmed

short

omg that guy is short he must be an ahmed

by nyawwwww June 6, 2020

Ahmed

A name that is usually given to people with unreal intelligence, huge amount of skill and is a sexy beast.

Damn, the guy is a Ahmed.

by fatguybobby May 30, 2017

AHMED

Cool Muslim dude but now is the dagger in school

Ahmed is cool

by Beaner805 November 15, 2016

Ahmed

Somalian with the biggest back. He is also shit at FIFA and Fortnite. He is dead at football

I wish Ahmed doesnt ask me to prom

by MakakjsjaioLsl April 18, 2019