Bout a week ago

The name of a song by a rap artist who was probably arrested 'bout a week ago'. Usually used by teens at shitty times to be funny.

Bout a week ago I slept with your mother

by Urban Noledge November 6, 2014

the other day ago

A dumbass's way of trying to say what happened the other day, while trying to tell a story. "Ago" is added in as a stupid phrase to make yourself sound more "gangster"

Hey guess what I did the other day ago?

by tman16 May 14, 2010

almost a year ago

When items/stuff hasn't been on the shop for more than 365 days, like 1000+ days long.

People tend to miss this joke. A. LOT.

"Special Forces has been gone for 1554 days, that is almost a year ago."

by KingsGuardGT May 6, 2023

A bit of awhile ago

Shorter than a while like halfway but longer than a few minuets

I saw Isabelle a bit of awhile ago at the house

by Fakename420 April 22, 2022

last-week-ago

at some point in the past. nobody knows when, exactly. at any point.

'hey do you remember last-week-ago when we watched land before time and ate fruit loops at 2 in the morning?'

by edeninoctober April 10, 2021

teen titans ago

These is used when you jerk off while watching teen titans. It makes you feel like you are young again, sort of reminding you off when uncle Paul made you do it with him while he was babysitting.

Boy1: Johnny looks happy today
Boy2: yeah he had a very long teen titans ago session yesterday he was very pleased

by Cutestbooisamywho?? May 14, 2020

a long time ago

a time period delusional or mendacious people use to make their bullshit seem plausible

"i lost my virginity a long time ago" - ben

by street freak April 26, 2022