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Financial Advisor

A person who learns about money only to find that people make random emotional decisions. The sacrificial lamb of the urban jungle. When financial markets are up, even the most ignorant advisor looks like a hero. When markets are down, the most professional and savvy advisor will be trash talked, fired and sued.
Hey, how come you're driving that piece of crap car?

I was a financial advisor in 2008.

Hey, who's that guy in the Mercedes?

That was a financial adviser who retired in 2007.
by Bluetired February 19, 2010
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A group of people who are in the middle of a class action lawsuit, because they conned a bunch of clients into investing in funds that would mostly benefit the advisor.
If you get a phone call from an American Express Financial Advisor, my advise to you is to run. These advisors live in nice homes off of "your" money
by Conned October 15, 2008
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Arvid

Very sexy yet normal guy.
Attractive to women and has alot of cash.
Also used as "Mr Super Duper Fly"
Omg that guy is a real ARVID! I wish I could be like him!
by ArvidB July 30, 2009
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bad girls advice

A bunch of bad bitches who don't give a fuck what anyone thinks. They've got their tits pierced, their fairies waxed and they'll ride a dick into the sunset. If a basic bitch comes into their territory, they'll roast her like a Sunday dinner and then fuck her dad.
"Hey, my woman asked if we could try pegging last night? Where the fuck did she get that from?"

"Man she's probably on that Bad Girls Advice page."
by BGABitch January 21, 2017
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Advit

Sexy, Sexy, Sexy. Great friend and lover.
The intelligent, quirky adventurer.
He is a great friend and lover, a true Advit.
by standingonmybrain March 9, 2010
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advisor

Advisors are the highest-ranking aliens on Half-Life. Their body shape is worm-like and they have robotic devices to enhance their abilities. They have a long, disgusting, long tongue that can inject into numerous materials (e.g. flesh, skin etc. etc.) And it's probably how they feed themselves. They have the ability to levitate and fly. They have telekinetic powers as they can crush, pull/push things with their mind. They have a weird, ancient-looking collar around their... Neck? Anyways, It has some strange signs and it probably means something, meh.
(noun) Flying maggot

Oh, Hi Advisor! *death*
by Solo_D January 8, 2017
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avid smoker

An 'avid smoker' is one who really enjoys smoking, and does it with enthusiasm.
Bob is an avid smoker.
by some1strange May 16, 2016
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