A person who learns about money only to find that people make random emotional decisions. The sacrificial lamb of the urban jungle. When financial markets are up, even the most ignorant advisor looks like a hero. When markets are down, the most professional and savvy advisor will be trash talked, fired and sued.
Hey, how come you're driving that piece of crap car?
I was a financial advisor in 2008.
Hey, who's that guy in the Mercedes?
That was a financial adviser who retired in 2007.
I was a financial advisor in 2008.
Hey, who's that guy in the Mercedes?
That was a financial adviser who retired in 2007.
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If you get a phone call from an American Express Financial Advisor, my advise to you is to run. These advisors live in nice homes off of "your" money
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Attractive to women and has alot of cash.
Also used as "Mr Super Duper Fly"
Attractive to women and has alot of cash.
Also used as "Mr Super Duper Fly"
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"Hey, my woman asked if we could try pegging last night? Where the fuck did she get that from?"
"Man she's probably on that Bad Girls Advice page."
"Man she's probably on that Bad Girls Advice page."
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Get the Advit mug.Advisors are the highest-ranking aliens on Half-Life. Their body shape is worm-like and they have robotic devices to enhance their abilities. They have a long, disgusting, long tongue that can inject into numerous materials (e.g. flesh, skin etc. etc.) And it's probably how they feed themselves. They have the ability to levitate and fly. They have telekinetic powers as they can crush, pull/push things with their mind. They have a weird, ancient-looking collar around their... Neck? Anyways, It has some strange signs and it probably means something, meh.
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