An adult daycare in the north-east of Scotland oddly enough within the city of Aberdeen yet separate. An ad-hoc collection of buildings and properties from various centuries and architectural styles as needs/fancy demanded. The medical school is by necessity an acceptable provider of education and knowledge, the rest of the facilities cater to the shiftless bored offspring of parents with enough money to send their progeny off somewhere away to avoid the real world for a few more years. The staff are nice enough if not wholly interested in educating their charges, and the university prides itself on it's status in the realms of research due to it's mediocre provision of any actual teaching.
An 'ancient' university that lives off of the prestige it claims from just happening to have been around a good while, and attracts new fee payers via hawking it's post-medieval architecture which recalls a Harry Potter theme park in some passing manner.
Apply here if you're more interested in a vaguely known and moderately respected university name on your degree where the programme of study won't be very challenging but you'll have plenty of time to go out drinking and do other things with your time relatively stress-free.
See Robert Gordon's University for an Aberdeen based tertiary education that while not as glamorous, will be more challenging and practical.
Authored by a graduate of the University of Aberdeen.
An 'ancient' university that lives off of the prestige it claims from just happening to have been around a good while, and attracts new fee payers via hawking it's post-medieval architecture which recalls a Harry Potter theme park in some passing manner.
Apply here if you're more interested in a vaguely known and moderately respected university name on your degree where the programme of study won't be very challenging but you'll have plenty of time to go out drinking and do other things with your time relatively stress-free.
See Robert Gordon's University for an Aberdeen based tertiary education that while not as glamorous, will be more challenging and practical.
Authored by a graduate of the University of Aberdeen.
"You know, I'm actually prepared for the real world just because the University of Aberdeen has made me so bored of the uni bubble world I can't wait to leave and do something else!"
"I hear you, once our tutor gave us 10 pages of material to read and someone in the group actually cried because they couldn't go straight to Qizmat before spending a whole afternoon at the Bobbin then off to Belmont street on a pub crawl."
"I hear you, once our tutor gave us 10 pages of material to read and someone in the group actually cried because they couldn't go straight to Qizmat before spending a whole afternoon at the Bobbin then off to Belmont street on a pub crawl."
by AU-grad April 22, 2013
Get the University of Aberdeen mug.filled with lots of hoes. all of the boys think they are so cool, especially when the white boys throw up gang signs. most of the teachers are nice, but some of them are just witches. we have a few soundcloud/ youtube rappers that think their the shit. the food is okay but i honestly only ate the pizza. there is always at least 50 fights a year, in school and out of school.
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Shit Hole of a city , located right at the end of Scotland , prides itself at being the "granite" city , its mainly coz the builders are too lazy to find anything to build buildings with other than useless depressing Granite.
Shyte football team as well , only plays well once or twice in the whole season , against Celtic.
Shyte football team as well , only plays well once or twice in the whole season , against Celtic.
Spazz 1 : " I live in Aberdeen the Granite City"
Other Person : " wait , wait ...what was that? ah yes the good ol'sound of I dont Give A Flying Fuck"
Other Person : " wait , wait ...what was that? ah yes the good ol'sound of I dont Give A Flying Fuck"
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Get the Aberdeen, Washington mug.Aberdeen is an elite city with the best schools in the UK 🇬🇧 including northfield the best academy also fuck st machar and Miguel Dias the little traitor thinks he is big and hard he’s only hard when he sees the little boys in the park you know what I mean the little nonce ok whatever we all know Scotland is a shithole anyways so who cares England is better Scotland is shite that’s it for me folks see you next time on the fuck Scotland show.
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Get the Aberdeen Steam Trawler mug.A violent method used in Aberdeen, Scotland where you take a glass bottle and place it inside a person's mouth. The mouth is wrapped around the bottle and the person is lying on the ground either flat on their back or on their side. The persons jaw is then kicked full force from below causing the person to shatter the glass and their teeth. The glass shards also rip and tear the insides of the mouth and go down the person's throat. It is a term similar with a Glasgow Smile. It is a mix of glassing someone and a curb stomp. It is not commonly used but has occurred and was created within Aberdeen.
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