swiss cheese ass

A large rear end defined by irregular surface texture as if full of large craters and holes. Also liable to show up on thighs and upper arms for infected overweight females.

That ass is three ax handles wide and she's got a bad case of swiss cheese ass!

by eatrawstayhealthy November 21, 2011

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string cheese ass

When a chick straight moons you, and her tampon string is all chillin' like woah!

I was about to hit that shit, then she bent over and all I saw was that string cheese ass!

by Grizznix March 22, 2014

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cottage cheese ass

A typical european delicacy in which one eats expired cottage cheese out of the anus.

Honey, im leaving for work, but when I get back make sure you have some cottage cheese ass ready.

by matttttttttttttttty boy April 25, 2007

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When a man stuffs his "bacon" into a woman's (or man. Depends on sexual orentation) rectum so hard and deep, that when the "bacon" is withdrawn out of the rectum, a hamburger looking object is attached with slightly mis-colored blood.

Dave- "Man. I got so hammered last night, I gave this chick I think I knew from like, middle school a Bacon Ass-Pounder with Cheese"

Michelle-"THAT WAS YOU!!! I'M STILL BLEEDING YOU A**HOLE!!!!"

by doodoopants92 January 18, 2011

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