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Turtle Aquarium

When one enters the bathroom, turns on steaming hot water in the shower and proceeds to take a shit. The shit particles cling to the water vapour in the air creating a dense stench. For maximum effect, empty all the water out of the toilet so your turd is only hitting porcelain. Proceed to call a significant other into the bathroom, citing you need help with something, and relish their reaction of having to smell your airborne vaporized poo particles.
Last night I made a Turtle Aquarium in the bathroom, and tricked Stacey into smelling it”
by BullshitRhymes October 28, 2020
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Takin the sloth to the aquarium

When she takes a cum load in her mouth and angrily spits it back into your asshole!
Wow, when I came in her mouth I quickly realized she was either snowballin me or she was takin the sloth to the aquarium; and you know what...it was the latter!
by Whosthematter April 3, 2020
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Turtle Aquarium

When you lock yourself in the bathroom with the water in the shower running to point it's boiling hot. You try your hardest to take biggest shit of your life so you can sweat more and lose as much weight as possible.
I need to drop 10 pounds this month so I'm going to head into the turtle aquarium twice a week.
by Derry Murbles October 13, 2020
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Aquarium

A warning of potential opps nearby, either a teacher or parent or someone you talking shit about or just a warning to watch your actions/words
Fuck that shut”
“Bro aquarium”
“Shit my b bro appreciate it”
“Gotchu just looking out for u bro”
by Dust setter May 28, 2023
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aquarium nostros dada

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Aquarium Nostros Dada!
by Miller, Dave December 24, 2020
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