Sandpaper Anniversary

The 10th anniversary of a first date. Typically celebrated with dry anal from one of both of the partners. Can also occur simultaneously with a ceremonial human centipede.

My wife and I didn't know what to do for our Sandpaper Anniversary, so I suggested meeting up with Ronaldo and Rebecca for a desert-dry human centipede.

by Monsignor Diablo March 15, 2020

area omega 23/02/2022 anniversary

the day the genre we all know and love fell due to some tomfoolery which was leaked on a document exposing the leader swift.

yo today is the area omega 23/02/2022 anniversary
Was that the day Area Omega Fell?

by 060A September 28, 2022

hair anniversary

Celebrating a hairstyle that you have been getting a year or more

My hair anniversary with twist is a year

by Braidsfordays July 31, 2018

welding anniversary

A recurring date which marks the day of the year that a lady met her future husband due to his having done welding for her.

Celebrating a welding anniversary is often a very satisfyingly-pleasant experience just in itself, of course, but it can also serve to further "weld" the bond that the couple feels for each other.

by QuacksO October 28, 2018

NANJING ANNIVERSARY

On December 13, it'll be 86 years since the Japanese Imperial Army began their six-week blood orgies in Nanjing 1937 by slaughtering 300,000 Chinese civilians — 250,000 Japanese atomic bomb victims are almost a humane act by comparison. In total, the Japanese killed over 20 million Chinese alone without talking about Japs' other millions victims in the Pacific Theater. So remember these facts when you're whining about those two a-boms.

The Nanjing Anniversary is not a popular subject in Japan.

by O. W. Tongueincheek November 14, 2024

Anniversary

Being obnoxious and posted about your significant other every single month without fail

“Oh it’s **** and *****’s anniversary today” “trust me I know”

by david_the_great April 10, 2021

bestie anniversary

When you count the days and months and years up and celebrate it like a dating anniversary but for besties....

Bestie 1: "It's our bestie anniversary!!"
Bestie 2: "what's a bestie anniversary??"
Bestie 1: "it's like a dating anniversary but for best friends!! A bestie anniversary!!"
Bestie 2: "that's so cool!!"

by Nightlyghost May 7, 2024