tampon

a tampon is a guy who "only gets stuck up bitches"

A: man justin is always getting harassed by his girlfriend, and it's the same with each one!
B: of course, he's a tampon.
A: a tampon, how so?
B: he only gets stuck up bitches.

by The New Jesus August 15, 2009

tampon

we all know where one of these goes, so to call someone a tampon is to call them a stuck up cunt

such and such is a tampon

by Tom the Enchanter May 5, 2005

tampon

a vaginal plug......

man this tampon really plugs my vaginal area very well

by samuek November 21, 2004

tampon

its placed up in a vagina

my vagina is so bleeding i am putting a tampon in it

by pray4mepl0x April 15, 2009

tampon

A new age bandage for extreme bleeding.

"I just cut my arm, it is bleeding very badly, do you have a spare tampon?"

by wantsome August 12, 2004

tampon

Someone who gets in your way and stops you in the flow of life. Kind of like a cock blocker.

"Shit, stop being a tampon!" or " I cant stand it when you come in here and disrupt me when I am in the flow, stop being a tampon!"

by hold da applaz January 31, 2010

tampon

a delicious cotton pad wrapped in cotton candy that when taken out of coochie is soaked in fruit punch flavored blood, and then eaten by the girl who used it😏😏

her tampon looked 😋

by oglegendboss2677 October 15, 2019