>-no glove no love
>-don't be silly wrap you willy
>-don't be a fool wrap your tool
>-don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong
>-dont be a wenis protect you penis
>-dont share your sperm over your worm
>-before you spank her cover your wanker
>-If theres gunna be affection cover your erection
>-if your gunna banger cover your wanger
>- There only a buck get one before you fuck
or pretty much to wear a condom.
>-don't be silly wrap you willy
>-don't be a fool wrap your tool
>-don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong
>-dont be a wenis protect you penis
>-dont share your sperm over your worm
>-before you spank her cover your wanker
>-If theres gunna be affection cover your erection
>-if your gunna banger cover your wanger
>- There only a buck get one before you fuck
or pretty much to wear a condom.
by doyouwanna April 06, 2006
A condom.
by Original Orangutans October 30, 2019
by funky gunky March 29, 2022
You acquire a woman (presumably after giving birth), you hang her upside down by the legs. After that, you nut in her, then you take a pressure washer (at least 250 psi), and fill her womb up. Once it is filled, you place a rubber ducky on top, thus, a Caledonia Rubber Ducky.
Woman 1: “Did you see the news!”
Woman 2: “Yeah, my 7th grade English teacher gave a homeless woman a Caledonia Rubber Ducky!!!”
Woman 2: “Yeah, my 7th grade English teacher gave a homeless woman a Caledonia Rubber Ducky!!!”
by Jeffica3576 February 24, 2025
When you fuck a girl in the shower with a condom full of water and the squeaky sound reminds you of a rubber ducky from your childhood.
by EdnGrace December 23, 2018
by ontheup January 02, 2005
most of the time yellow, can be any color overall with different patterns and textures.
made of either plastic or hard rubber
also used as collections and decorations (for instance on the windshield of a jeep)
it doesnt really quack, it squeaks.
made of either plastic or hard rubber
also used as collections and decorations (for instance on the windshield of a jeep)
it doesnt really quack, it squeaks.
guy 1: rubber ducky
guy 2: best shower item
guy 1: bro no it’s not meant to be with you naked in the shower, give it some space.
guy 2: but that’s what it’s used for
guy 1: it can also be a collection
guy 3: i have an army of rubber ducky(s) in my jeep
guy 1&2: um ok
guy 3: attack!!!
guy 1&2: what
*rubber ducks spill out from his jeep all with needles as weapons*
(why am i making this so long)
guy 1&2: aaaaaaaaaa
guy 2: best shower item
guy 1: bro no it’s not meant to be with you naked in the shower, give it some space.
guy 2: but that’s what it’s used for
guy 1: it can also be a collection
guy 3: i have an army of rubber ducky(s) in my jeep
guy 1&2: um ok
guy 3: attack!!!
guy 1&2: what
*rubber ducks spill out from his jeep all with needles as weapons*
(why am i making this so long)
guy 1&2: aaaaaaaaaa
by jsavy June 29, 2024