Listen up here ya fat cunt

An overused CowbellyTV joke

Penguin: Sir
Cowbelly: what
Penguin: you're too blue to be here
Cowbelly: Listen up here ya fat cunt

by A Grammer Nazi May 27, 2017

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Fat Midget Cunt

A balding 5’2 73 yr old Scottish man.

Oh have you met dan, hes such a fat midget cunt.

by DeezN$Tz July 13, 2022

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A phrase that can be used any way, but mostly as an insult. Peppa pig called her mum a 'fat sausage cunt' in a voiceover episode of muddy puddles, hence the 'sausage' part. You can get away with insulting people with this and they may think you're being funny or talking shit

1) manz just told me to do one, what a fat sausage cunt
2) affectionately- you're my fat sausage Cunt

3) I've just eaten so much food, I'm such a fat sausage cunt. I've gotta have a fat shit now.

by GoFuckYourSelfCuntFace March 10, 2016

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suck my fat pussy, cunt

A nice way of expressing a desire of oral stimulation.
Often used by woman, but can also reefer to a boy pussy.

Marry: "Suck my fat pussy, cunt!"
Trevor:"Suck my fat (boy) pussy,cunt!"

by Cows are nice December 16, 2016

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Fat ginger cunt

someone who is immensely obese and is a ginger cunt

Kiarl: hey autisticginge
Ginge: hey!
Kiarl: your a Fat ginger cunt who's shite at fifa

by YourAMadCow July 28, 2023

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Fat Cunt

An individual overloaded with spirits or the psyche of other persons or beings and channeling their own ego to foolish new heights and/or prey such as the victim, the victimised or the oppressed. Fat Cunts with enough heights of fools such as brainwashed, programmed or criminally insane in mind are a danger to society and must be respectfully removed or stopped with as much vulgarity as one's own mind can stomach.

Osbourne: (eyes open)
Freddo: Walkies Osbourne
Osbourne: (rolls over) stick a sword in yuh muddas!
Freddo: ammonium ammonium ammonium ammonium ammonium ammonium ammonium...
Osbourne: SHUT IT FAT CUNT!

by JaffaCanBiscotti April 15, 2023

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