Overrated, overexposed grown woman who can't get over her long-gone high school days. Claims to be a "country" singer when she's from Pennsylvania and her songs are nothing but manufactured pop music made for radio, with a bit of banjo and fake country twang thrown in here and there.
Strums the same chords over and over, has an average voice, and mediocre writing abilities which mainly focus on boys and what not. But because of her ability to dazzle gullible tweens with her sparkly prom dresses, catchy tunes, and overly innocent, vanilla persona, she has moved on to fooling the general masses into thinking she is a gift to the music world.
But alas, people will inevitably get sick of her being forced down their throats. She will eventually be embroiled in some sort of scandal as she is actually bat-shit crazy in reality, and her career will come spiraling down into oblivion. Kanye West will then be known as Prophet Kanye for seeing and warning us all of this before it happened.
Strums the same chords over and over, has an average voice, and mediocre writing abilities which mainly focus on boys and what not. But because of her ability to dazzle gullible tweens with her sparkly prom dresses, catchy tunes, and overly innocent, vanilla persona, she has moved on to fooling the general masses into thinking she is a gift to the music world.
But alas, people will inevitably get sick of her being forced down their throats. She will eventually be embroiled in some sort of scandal as she is actually bat-shit crazy in reality, and her career will come spiraling down into oblivion. Kanye West will then be known as Prophet Kanye for seeing and warning us all of this before it happened.
Ten years from now:
Romeo Butkiss: Hey, did you see that "Where Are They Now?" episode last night?
Juliet Vomitus: Yeah! That Taylor Swift broad with the squinty eyes who peaked too fast was on there. She's divorced now and living with her 13 cats in Stumptoe, Arkansas.
Romeo Butkiss: Hey, did you see that "Where Are They Now?" episode last night?
Juliet Vomitus: Yeah! That Taylor Swift broad with the squinty eyes who peaked too fast was on there. She's divorced now and living with her 13 cats in Stumptoe, Arkansas.
by isisnyc November 24, 2009
A 20 year old, who acts like a 9 year old, that sounds like a dying ferret with down syndrome. Her "music" appeals to young, insecure, tone deaf individuals who for some reason think she can ACTUALLY sing, and for some reason, each of her terrible and annoying songs have lyrics that are so simplistic and boring it makes you want to cut your ears off.
by Sampsonlong March 30, 2010
A complete waste of life and money. Another 18 year old girl white girl who thinks she can sing but cant and spends all her money on auto tune. Also seems to follow a lyric pattern of hate men love men which is the basis of most other country music as well now a days.
Damn Taylor Swift must be broke, she puts all her money into autotune. i think she should just give up she sounds like a raspy monkey jerking off and flinging poop all over the place.
by buttmusket July 23, 2009
Her songs are awesome, her songs are meaningful and she puts her true emotions into her songs. She is a great role model, she is compassionate, generous. I love her and can't go more than 30 minutes without listening to her. I know that if I'm having a bad day I can go to youtube and watch her cats and her funny moments. Nobody makes me happier than Taylor. I love Taylor and it breaks my heart to see people hating on her for stupid reasons, like hating her because she puts her heartbreaks and stuff like that into songs. I mean what's wrong with that it's her songs, her lyrics, she can write whatever she wants to write. I have seen more people get mad at Taylor for putting that stuff into her songs than Kanye West's Famous lyrics, "I feel like me and Taylor might still have s** Why? I made that b**** famous (God d***) I made that b**** famous"
Taylor deserves better than that she is an awesome woman who has been thru a lot. She deserves much, much, much, MUCH,
Taylor deserves better than that she is an awesome woman who has been thru a lot. She deserves much, much, much, MUCH,
Person 1: If you could see one person in the whole world who would it be
Me: Obviously Taylor Swift...
Me: Obviously Taylor Swift...
by TaylorSwift"Lover" December 2, 2020
James: Do you know Taylor Swift
Betty: OMG i love her so much, she is the music industry. Nobody is doing well like her
Betty: OMG i love her so much, she is the music industry. Nobody is doing well like her
by Swifties Nation September 11, 2020
actual definition: a singer with extreme talent and skill, she has released many albums all over the world and is ranked #2 according to spotify, coming in right behind the weeknd, who is another singer.
best definition: absolute queen, mother. 🧎🧎pls marry me (jk)
best definition: absolute queen, mother. 🧎🧎pls marry me (jk)
by elyy_ssian August 24, 2023