1. A town in Tasmania
2. A city in Southern Ontario
3. Known as Steel Town or Ambitious City
I live in Hamilton and I hate it.
by I :heart: Trinidad September 15, 2006
Get the Hamilton mug.
Short for Hamilton Ackies (which is short for Hamilton Academic Football Club) which is rhyming slang for Pakis, which is short for Pakistanis.
"Fuck man, that guy stinks of shit and curry!"

"Fuckin' Hamilton."
by mr P.C. April 16, 2009
Get the Hamilton mug.
A small town in Michigan that has only one blinking light. It consists of lots of either redneck farmers or wannabe gangsters. There are more churches than stores. We have a food center, two gas stations, and two liquor stores. The most fun thing to do in this town is play on the elementary school playground and visit the river. No wonder we have two liguor stores. Please stay away from this town at all costs! But if you are already visiting, get out as fast as you can, this place can corrupt you. Lastly, if you live here, please leave so this town can rot to the ground.
Watch out, there's a hamilton in the middle of the road!
by pagina1234567 December 28, 2011
Get the Hamilton mug.
A town in South Lanarkshire, A really great town infact, the people are nice and friendly, there are small rates of violence and the neighbourhoods are very nice and extremely clean, places to live in Hamilton include Eddlewood, Fairhill, Whitehill, Silvertonhill, Burnbank, Toreheads Farm, The Gleeb, Woodhead and Fernegair, the majority of people that are living in these schemes and suburbs are friendly and nice, there are also loads of things to do in Hamilton including, but not limited to, the vue cinema, Strathclyde Park, Chatelherault Country Park, A Shopping Centre and loads of places to hang out.
I'd appreciate if you were ever in South Lanarkshire to come visit, Its a real lovely place!
Person A : Where did you go this Weekend
Person B : A Town called Hamilton
Person A : Cool, Did you enjoy yourself?
Person B : Yep, It was pretty good
by Baconequalsgoodforme June 19, 2010
Get the Hamilton mug.
A gregarious sexual act done to a woman.Often with slippery, sexytime, staining results.
Since Brett slipped her the Hamilton, she won't stop begging for it.
by Squidface August 17, 2006
Get the Hamilton mug.
A fairly uninteresting small city in the North Island, New Zealand (pop approx 130,000). It is in the Waikato region and the Waikato River runs through it's centre. The agricultural centre of New Zealand.
Home of the Chiefs rugby team, and the University of Waikato. It is the only major New Zealand city without a beach.

Also known as H-Town.
Hamilton isn't very interesting unless you're a farmer or just happened to be born there.
by weldingfish May 29, 2006
Get the Hamilton mug.
Hamilton is an ungodly small town (though, it's more of a street) in the middle of the fuck nowhere in Tasmania. Some of the people there survive only by incest, and there is no form of police force. Some say God himself took a dump there, where a small take-away store now stands in it's place
by TheRich May 2, 2006
Get the hamilton mug.