Matt Goodwin

Matt Goodwin is someone with a huge penis.

“You spent the night with Matt Goodwin?! He must’ve ripped you in half!!”

by matchu135 April 13, 2020

Ethan Goodwin

This is a man that chases dreams and people with the lack of true perception, leaving his intentions all but a distant thought. He will control his actions all to impress the alphas in which surround him. Ethan Goodwin lacks finesse in the mating season which leaves him depressed between the sun rising and setting. The properties to his characteristics leave him with expectations far higher than what’s attainable and his single status is prolonging each and every day

Hi, Do you know how I can become extremely very cool?

I don’t know man, ask Ethan Goodwin

by Blondy123 May 30, 2020

Ethan Goodwin

This is a man that chases dreams and people with the lack of true perception, leaving his intentions all but a distant thought. He will control his actions all to impress the alphas in which surround him. Ethan Goodwin lacks finesse in the mating season which leaves him depressed between the sun rising and setting. The properties to his characteristics leave him with expectations far higher than what’s attainable and his single status is prolonging each and every day

Hi, Do you know how I can become extremely very cool?

I don’t know man, ask Ethan Goodwin

by Blondy123 May 30, 2020

Papa-Goodwin

a middle aged, pot bellied, white balding gentleman. Of anglo saxon origin who is unable to obtain a raltney.

keep it up and you'll turn into a papa-goodwin

by borderdawg March 17, 2012

Marquis Goodwin

One of the ugliest niggas in the world he scratches his balls and sniffs his fingers nigga shit smell like cheese ass

U are so Marquis Goodwin

by King sah November 23, 2021

Zach Goodwin

A man possessing the largest testicles known to mankind. It has been proven that the universe is actually a screenplay being written by him he just doesn’t know how to end it. He’s rumoured to appear in Spider-man no way home alongside your mom.

Also he’s a pretty good gaffer.

You know who’s great? Zach Goodwin’s dad!

by Sudae November 24, 2021

Thomas Goodwin

Thomas Goodwin is a person known for his eccentric and flamboyant personality. He possesses an extraordinary ability to captivate a room with his energetic dance moves, including the "thug" and "rumpshaker." While his dancing may be unconventional, you also need to remember that he uses it to lure in and catch his prey such as Brodys mother

Did you see Thomas Goodwin move last night man??

Yeah it was wild

by Northern Hogsucker June 5, 2023