This is a man that chases dreams and people with the lack of true perception, leaving his intentions all but a distant thought. He will control his actions all to impress the alphas in which surround him. Ethan Goodwin lacks finesse in the mating season which leaves him depressed between the sun rising and setting. The properties to his characteristics leave him with expectations far higher than what’s attainable and his single status is prolonging each and every day
by Blondy123 May 30, 2020
Miserable get
by JacksonGoodwinsMother September 25, 2022
a middle aged, pot bellied, white balding gentleman. Of anglo saxon origin who is unable to obtain a raltney.
by borderdawg February 09, 2012
A word used to describe a situtation or person that states a ridiculous idea or a situation that's terribly hilarious to be true.
"Snakes can moonwalk? HA! That's so goodwin"
"A goodwin told me this last night at the bar, Elon musk is the president of Mars in 2050. LMAO"
"A goodwin told me this last night at the bar, Elon musk is the president of Mars in 2050. LMAO"
by Dan Galf July 20, 2022
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by Diabulious November 01, 2020