Sloppy Gambling

Gambling to the point of losing one's mind and thus losing their entire life savings.

Derived from the phrase: Sloppy drunk

Matt: Alex stop betting man you keep losing!

Alex: Shut the fuck up man ONE MORE HAND!

Matt: I ain't being a part of this and your sloppy gambling. Lose it all for all I care, bitch.

by Jew_Bagel November 30, 2011

Spaff Gamble

Deciding on whether or not to indulge in the act of masturbation in the knowledge of limited time before the return of an obstructing party. i.e a girlfriend who has gone to the shops for 10 minutes.

I feel like some relief, but Jane's only gone out for 10 minutes. Should I or shouldn't I? This is a bit of a spaff gamble.

by Nested Elevator November 08, 2017

kentucky gamble

Is when you have to fart, but you could accidentally shit yourself. You are unsure if it will be a shart.

Also Kentucky Gambler a person who does this a lot.

*Person farts*
Person, "Man that was a Kentucky Gamble."

by ctrlaltme June 04, 2014

Gambling and Losing

The act of breaking wind or farting and accidentally shitting your pants.

Honey, I've never heard your fart before. Well, I'm not in the habit of gambling and losing.

by Mikey J. December 17, 2007

gambling frenzy

A protracted episode of wagering/betting, usually consisting of several 8-hour sessions of various types of gambling.

You went to the races yesterday, bet on the 'net in the evening and spent the next 12 hours at the casino? Wow - that's a case of MAJOR gambling frenzy!

by Googles January 04, 2004

flaming gamble

(similar to a california forest fire) this is when u dress up like a schoolgirl and douse yourself in gasoline then light yourself on fire only to have yourself put out by the seminal fluids of 25-30 other men.

The flaming gamble is the most dangerous homosexual act known to man.

by pablo suave March 04, 2006

harry gamble

When you have sex with a European stranger.

Visiting Paris this weekend will be quite the Harry Gamble!

by Cherrio12345 October 07, 2013