2 week rule

it almost never fails. within 2 weeks of a break up, your ex hits you up either apologizing, begging for you back, or just saying their final goodbye

did you hear? emma was right about the 2 week rule. josh texted her last night.

by MTisbisZ September 8, 2021

2-Episode Rule

The #1 rule when binge-watching a new TV Series that states you must watch at least the first two episodes of a show before deciding you're not interested in it and don't want to continue.

Person 1: You said you didn't like insert show?
Person 2: Yeah, it's just not for me. I did the 2-Episode Rule and everything and it still seems boring.

by yo͝ormämɡā August 2, 2021

Rule 2

Rule #2: Your bass player is a useless cunt.

I can't really think of any way to use Rule 2 in a sentence, I'm sorry.

by totally not foraict November 3, 2017

Rule 2

As her boy friend u have every right to annoy her and say sorry especially when she’s mad

According to rule 2 i can do this

by Jarv2005 April 7, 2023

Rule 2

Discreet method of letting someone know not to be a dickhead.

Gerald: Yo, why her lips look like a batty hole
Honest Northern Man: Rule 2 mate, that’s my girl

by Man Like Gerald June 4, 2018

Christian's 4-2 Rule

A debate rule which goes as follows:
At the average 6 round tournament, you should expect to lose two rounds. One of these rounds will be against a team that kicks the shit out of you, and the other will be a slip up. The four other rounds are won.

Wayzata: Christian's 4-2 Rule holds true once again at the NDF tournament
Vaskez: told you!

by ccans July 26, 2021

2-2-30 rule

Date someone 2 years older, 2 years younger but when you are 30 or so it doesn't matter what the age gap is

Boys and Girls should follow the 2-2-30 rule

by 459395 April 26, 2022