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Joined the Choir Invisible

Refers to someone who has passed away. From George Elliot “O May I Join the Choir Invisible”. It is not something Monty Python invented!
She worked herself to death and has now joined the choir invisible.
by Dutch Dirk December 19, 2017
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invisible beef

Invisible beef is when someone or a group of people privately claim to dislike you for reasons unknown. It's when that person goes around talking negatively about you behind your back, informing everyone except you that there is a "problem". when a bitter childish person likes to make bad choices and then point their fingers in blame because you never attended their pityy part.
a hater with an invisible beef
by Levi Royce January 4, 2014
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Invisible Pink Unicorn

A supernatural creature whose existence can not be demonstrated, but for which certain facts are nevertheless asserted (if it's invisible, how do you know it's pink?).

Apparently orginating on the alt.athiest usenet group as a way to either argue the existence of God with non-athiests without getting personal, or mock them relentlessly. Sometimes shortened to IPU.
We know the Invisible Pink Unicorn exists, because no matter how hard hard we look we can't see her.
by irzebra March 19, 2004
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invisible grapefruit clutch

A heavy-metal hand gesture, in which the subject holds out their hand(s), palm up, fingers broadly curled inward, as if clutching an invisible grapefruit, or an orb of majestic evil power (still invisible).
When the throwing of horns got co-opted by the widespread public to the point where they were often seen from Jonas Brothers fans, Lord Blaspherion G. McSatan decided to adopt a more metal-centric hand gesture: the invisible grapefruit clutch.
by Tyrannorabbit July 5, 2009
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The Invisible Tea Cup Ride

A depraved sex act with a female double amputee having no legs, in the standard Cowgirl position. While on top, the female is spun in circles by the hips by the male.
by The Collectiveish August 5, 2010
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Invisible Children

a shady, legitimate-looking scam that uses horrific events in africa to raise money for their own selfish interests. The fact that kony has been in hiding for 6 years, that the LRA currently numbers only a few hundred people, and the fact that only 32% of their funding actually goes to direct aid all points to some form of selfish use of the human emotions for personal gain. Even then, that direct aid involves funding rival militias and government armies all guilty of numerous human rights violations. There is already a manhunt for kony, your money is doing nothing to further that cause.
Teenager-omg kony 2012 i'm changing the world

wise one- bitch can it, Invisible children is just a scam designed to guilt-trip people out of their money using the plight of the victims of a now retired brutal warlord.
by anti-scampaigner June 20, 2012
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Invisible Lat Syndrome

The awkward stance that some males take in order to swell their chest in a ridiculous attempt at make non existing muscle seem present. Generally, the arms are lifted away from the body as if huge lat muscles were pushing them away. The author thinks that looking wide is the same as being wide and believes women will not see the difference.
Dave: Look at that skinny dude over there, he has no muscles but he is swelling himself up like a peacock!

Steve: Yeah he's got invisible lat syndrome, or ILS, common among douchbags who are too lazy to workout for their muscles!
by Lethal Interjection March 30, 2009
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