Skinny jeans 

Let’s be real, they are the best jeans. They’re comfortable, stylish, and make your ass look amazing. The only issue is that sad divorced men in their 30s tend to wear them.

Ramones wore skinny jeans because they were cool (the pants AND the band)

Skinny jeans by RyGuyHill February 13, 2023

Skinny jeans 

A slang for a individual who is anorexic that harms themselves.

Dude 1: see that girl over there?
Dude 2: oh yeah,skinny jeans?
Dude 1: bro that's messed up she is anorexic and cuts herself.
Dude 2:sorry man

Skinny jeans by Manwhoissmartaf May 30, 2025

skinny jeans boner 

The worst thing to happen in the middle of math class

“Dam today I was so embarrassed in math I had a skinny jeans boner”

skinny jeans boner by Stakki April 22, 2018

Skinny Jeans/ Straight Legs 

Extremely straight&tight pants that get smaller as they go down to your ankles. Very hard to put on! Gotta jump around alot for them to reach your waist. They look like pencils.

Preps and Emos wear them (Sometimes gangsters). Come in every color and pattern. Can be found at any clothing store.

Girls and Boy wear them. (But when boys wear them, they don't have an ass.)
Bonus for girls who wanna show off their butts!
If your thighs are abit big, I think you should wear anything BUT THESE PANTS.
(Big self-confidence lowerer!)

Gangster: Damnnn.. My ass looks fine in these skinny jeans/ straight legs!

Prep: Wow.. I have like no icky fat on me! Love these skinny jeans/ straight legs!


Emo: Yeaa.. I got zebra skinny jeans/ straight legs.

Skinny Jeans/ Straight Legs by Some person :) ~J March 31, 2009

The Crye Skinny Jeans Effect 

T͟Hē Crye ˈskin•ē jēns I•fekt

1- A condition desired when wearing Crye Precision Combat Pants when they have the most good looking and comfortable fit: When they are fitted well to your physique.

2- A state when your Crye Combat Pants almost look like skinny jeans; it is at that point you know you're Cryes fit right.

3- When as a completely heterosexual dude, you know your ass looks good in Cryes, you know you have achieved the right effect of attractiveness from the opposite sex (

"I just walked past that group of babes and they all rubber necked, thanks to the The Crye Skinny Jeans Effect"

The Crye Skinny Jeans Effect by nI/Gger September 26, 2012

rock star skinny jeans 

Jeans with holes or distressed looked to them

I just got some rock star skinny jeans last week

rock star skinny jeans by Choklitmelk August 3, 2019

Colored Skinny Jeans 

The worst trend of the 21st Century. People wear them for attention, because they too know that they look like a circus.

Gina: Do you like my new colored skinny jeans?

Adam: Not gonna lie, Gina. I think you look ridiculous.

Gina: Oh i know, I'm trying to be different so people will look at me.

Adam: In that case, you look great!

Colored Skinny Jeans by Ivana Yamama February 7, 2009