Suit yourself

Do whatever you want because I sure don't care. Frequently sarcastic although one may genuinely be so over the friendship that they really are apathetic about it.

Used especially when you want to be done with someone who is choosing to be a jerk instead of being decent. A good way to end a tense conversation when you want to show your anger & disapproval of the other person's behavior.

Cade told his coworker on Thursday that he was going to call in sick on yet another Friday before a 3 day weekend, leaving everyone else to pick up the slack again. His coworker replied, "Suit yourself," hoping that the boss would finally fire him.

by Hip Mama April 05, 2010

Isolating Yourself

When you hide in corners, keep to yourself excessively, like to be alone and are slightly scared of people.

Doctor: Anya, stop isolating yourself. You're going to become a hermit.

Anya: OK. (Makes a weird noise and runs out of the room, slamming the door behind her and locking herself into the bathroom)

by AtlantisTheTelekinetic September 11, 2015

broadcast yourself

youtube slogan when youtube was good

someone-remember when youtube was good?
someone also-yes, remember when it had the broadcast yourself slogan?
someone- yes

by msr1210 December 22, 2018

spoil yourself

To do something that you very much enjoy; to be self-indulgent.

I'm going to spoil myself tonight with a good movie and a few beers.
It's your birthday, man! Spoil yourself! Hire a hooker!

by Kriss Edelweiss December 13, 2015

Shit Yourself

(v) - to push so hard as to defecate in one's undergarments unintentionally.

Oh my God Larry, I think i just shit myself.

by Ryan February 29, 2004

Bi-yourself

A fitting term for bisexual people who still struggle to find a partner.

Girl 1: "Found the special one yet?"
Girl 2: "No, I'm just not finding the right one"
Girl 1: "Girl you ain't bisexual you are bi-yourself"

by EgyptianShitstorm February 20, 2021

69ing yourself

The act of oral stimulation to oneself. Preferably in the shower.
Also called 34.5ing yourself

Timo: Daan, why are you so late today, we’re you 69ing yourself again?
Daan: Exactly, I was 69ing myself in the shower and got stuck!

by TryNotToCome January 23, 2021