thinking of you

what you text to the person who is the object of your masturbation fantasies as you are masturbating. Text usually sent first thing in the morning or last thing at night.

Hi Honey. "thinking of you " right now. wish you were here !

by broncula January 5, 2012

Thinking gloves

When a thought comes to you during masterbation

Bob: hey joe thats a cool project, how did u think of that?

Joe: oh I just put my thinking gloves on last night:P

by T-shake October 18, 2009

thinking with two heads

when a guy does an action by using the head where his brain is located and the head where his penis is located. A guy does this action so that it would probably increase his progress of further getting laid or just does an action and gets made fun of.

Person A- Jim!! Open the door for the girls behind you.
Person B- Tom! No thanks I have better things to do.
Person A- Its called chivalry... you could learn something thats how I get laid
Person B- Nope, its called thinking with two heads...and thats what you could learn
Person A- (silent)

by darthmaul.92 April 28, 2011

thinking about it

when a girl or young woman ponders losing her virginity

Becky got some birth control pills from the free clinic, but she was only thinking about it.

by h thurber December 12, 2004

Thinking Off

The abillity to achieve orgasm through thought.

I was just laying their and totally just orgasmed.

Oh so you were thinking off?

Hell yah!

by Mfaub October 19, 2010

thinking chair

(noun) toilet; the most private and relaxing place to sit and think.

Doug: yo man, are you partying tonight?
Dave: i dunno, i'm gonna go to my thinking chair and see what i decide.

by jellyalternative December 10, 2008

Thinking in montage

Thinking in flashes of momentous progress and the eventual perfect ending, without considering all of the work required in the in-between-time in order to make difficult and/or arduous things happen.

Eg: Mike gets hiking boots. Mike imagines himself hiking the West Coast Trail. Mike sees himself climbing Everest. Mike feels happy. Mike forgets that he smokes 2 packs per day and considers beer a food group... Mike's image of himself on top of Everest means he's been Thinking in montage and forgot he has to train for 3 years in order to be able to do this...

by journeyingforth June 10, 2010