busier than a two-peckered billy goat

Incredibly busy in an agressive fashion

Lately, work's been busier than a two-peckered billy goat.

by BJ November 2, 2003

hornier than a two-dicked billy goat

horny

by tracy September 6, 2003

Billy Goat

A male goat

My poor Billy Goat, Pilgor, got hit by a truck today! Don't worry, he's fine!

by Pilgor the Lord of Goats January 20, 2022

Chump Billy Goat

A horrible or disrespectful driver, this name can be shouted at the unskilled driver.

Man: That guy just turned in a no turn lane
Woman: Ugh he's such a Chump Billy Goat
Man:Why you Chump Billy Goat (shouting)

by Whimsical Wizard June 7, 2024

Billy Goat

A male goat, often know for eating anything.

bill, don't eat the banana peel! You're eating like a god damned billy goat!

by boobwrangler June 20, 2022

Billy goat slap

"Billy goat slap" the action where you grip your scrotum with your hand and slap someone with your balls

Donny billy goat slapped your mom

by Billy goat slap by the don December 15, 2016

Enhanced Billy Goat Techniques

The act of tying someone up, with a billy goat suspended on a platform with grate openings, to either be milked of its semen or fed to shit on the person tied down.

An operator called goatman uses enhanced billy goat techniques to get information out of his neighbor.

by TheDankWolf1995 September 16, 2025