John Felix Anthony Cena Jr., An American professional wrestler currently signed with WWE and actor with net worth of 60 million USD. He plays a good guy using a thug white boy rapper gimmick, often times spitting rhymes before matches and self proclaiming himself as "The Doctor of Thuganomics".
Samuel: Hold up, your saying Nikki Bella is engaged to John Cena, that lame af wrestler that dresses like a child?!
Jedediah: Well yeah but she called it off and dumped his ass because he didn't want to knock her up.
Samuel: tf....that dudes a retard
Jedediah: He's taken a lot of f5s over the years
Jedediah: Well yeah but she called it off and dumped his ass because he didn't want to knock her up.
Samuel: tf....that dudes a retard
Jedediah: He's taken a lot of f5s over the years
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