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The place to go to when you don't want any definitions for any words. It also sells you test tubes instead of mugs.
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Now these are the kinds of people you see all the time on the interweb! Commonly, when someone reaches a certain level of obsession for said character, they might start referring to them as their "wife" or "husband". Or, well, "malewife". Or.. god forbid... "waifu"...

This is pretty common in the yumeship (another word for people who ship themselves with a character) community, but sometimes these people can be a bit.. strange.

Now no hate to them of course, but they will probably find your IP address if you talk shit about their "wife". They also likely have some sort of shrine or obsessive merch collection of said character, which is totally not creepy or weird in any way. If you see a figure in a jar, don't walk, run.
P1: You're not one of those.. you know, People who call fictional characters their wife or husband, are you?
(Their entire room is covered in merch of said character) P2: What makes you think that?
by starry_horned_freak February 15, 2026
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A way of using words where their meaning is intentionally unclear or flexible, so the speaker can later choose the definition that benefits them most. If people agree, they claim the strong meaning; if people disagree, they switch to a softer or different meaning. The word’s meaning is only “decided” after seeing the reaction.
Person 1: That presentation you did was… interesting.
Person 2: Interesting as in good, or interesting as in bad?
Person 1: I mean, interesting.
Person 2: Be honest.
Person 1: Okay fine, it was confusing.
Person 2: Wow. You just said interesting.
Person 1: Yeah, interesting confusing.
Person 2: That’s not what interesting means.
Person 1: It does now.
Person 2: So when it’s good, interesting means good, and when it’s bad, it means confusing?
Person 1: Exactly.
Person 2: That’s literally Schrödinger's Dictionary
by Schrödinger'sNextOfKin March 28, 2026
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A playful term referring to a collection of definitions or phrases related to the country music star Keith Urban, often showcasing his lyrics, style, or humorous fan interpretations.
Whenever I want to find a clever quote from Keith Urban, I just check the Keith Urban Dictionary for some fan-made definitions and song references.
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