king shit

Freeloading off your parents money to buy gasoline + drive while living in their basement + talkin smack on the internet

You guys avoided rent again this year.....and your 29......King Shit!!

by Justboughtacondo February 10, 2022

A King Cobra

When you mix jizz with a pairing energy drink of choice.

(preferably your own for best results)

My perfect balanced breakfast is my A King Cobra, It has half the protein of an egg!

by MossyMoe February 07, 2024

darawish king

darawish king is dhulbahante royalty

he a darawish king

by khatumo October 30, 2020

The Monkey King

Fantastic! Love it! Hilarious (and kid friendly)! Fun for the whole family!

Hym "The Monkey King was great! I loved that!"

by Hym Iam August 22, 2023

Kings Cone

Verb: A cone made with all the lint covered weed found between the couch cushions.

I did a kings cone before smoking this.

by Hary Gofman June 05, 2022

mollie king

a BBC Radio 1 presenter has the most annoying fucking laugh in the universe

Mollie King is so annoying, i hate her laugh

by doggo_live August 10, 2023

Hood King

Every neighborhood has one, they are not chosen but watched real carefully from friends, enemies, employers, and even Police departments; an individual who keeps up in illegal activity for a long period of time, who also been arrested and fingerprinted

The HOOD KING was doing wheelies on his dirt bike.

by 50thStateGangstahzParadise June 30, 2018