Poop

How Americans say poo

Jimmy: Yo bro, I’m going for a poop.

Jack: Jimmy you idiot! IT’S POO NOT POOP THIS IS NOT AMERICA THIS IS AUSTRALIA! Jeez, you’re doing my frickin head in. Next it’s going to be ‘pepper’ and ‘sidewalk’.

Jimmy: Fine! I’ll just go poo and then eat capsicum on the footpath. Happy?

Jack: *slaps Jimmy on the face* NOPE

by Aussiestereotypes April 7, 2020

Friggin Poop Ton

A plethora of friggin stuff.

(Sentence if said by Canadian)

Don’t cha know the lord really blessed them with a FRIGGIN POOP TON of goodness for the people Aye?!

by FTH and stuff December 10, 2021

poop

poop is a brown substance and when you happen to eat corn there is corn in it

I pooped yesterday!!!!!

by viaticempress73 June 27, 2017

Poop Smudge

When you smear poop on a wall or the side of a small table.

Hey Leroy...Did you poop smudge on my small table?

by Squeedely Teets June 18, 2020

tasty poop

its when you eat so many jelly candies and you been drinking all night, Drank too much and puke.. it comes out as 1 lump like a poop, gives the same sensation, but it comes out your mouth and still tastes sugary sweet.. hence TASTY POOP

got so drunk last night, I ended up having a TASTY POOP

by moodfood June 11, 2023

poop grouped

"keep your shit together" or "regroup your poop"

Hey, Marty hang in their buddy, keep your poop grouped.

by Annie name September 11, 2020

Poop fracking

A colloquial termology describing the act of vigorously "eating ass".

"I am a bottoms' rights advocate and I support poop fracking."

by Testicunator May 27, 2024