Lava Rocks

An STD, transmitted in gay sex, in which the male inhibitor's testicles will start to glow red and will heat up to 700 degrees F, this results in tremendous pain and will eventually cause death.

Man 1: "Dude, I think I might have lava rocks"
Man 2: "Thats like the opposite of frosty balloons, what do you want on your epitaph?"

by PubicHairManiac March 02, 2018

Pocket rock

When you butt-dial a rock&roll song.

I had a pocket rock and began to jam.

by Thatoneguy1919 June 24, 2022

pot rock

great value version of patrick

pot rock is spunch bops frend

by Hehe I cheated February 20, 2021

Rock Chalked

The act of being ejected from a skateboard or longboard by running into a small rock or pebble. Leaving a small white line on the asphalt or concrete behind.

I got Rock Chalked on my last run and lost my palms.

by Bluskidu December 21, 2024

pop rock party

Pop rock candy used in the girls mouth during a blow job

Hey babe lets have a pop rock party.

by Poprockgirl September 05, 2015

chocolate rock slide

Upon withdraw from anal sex, the penis is followed by a full bowl movement.

Ex: "I was giving Ashley that sweet anal when she returned with that chocolate rock slide."
"Gross."

by aquacatpro December 28, 2016

Pop Rocks Poots

When you have gas, but you're trying to hold it so hard that you end up making little pop-pop-pop noises as the gas escapes. It’s essentially the popping sensation that you get when you put pop rocks in your mouth, but its from the other end.

Hey bro, what’s u…whoa. You don’t look so good. How many of those Taco Bell seafood salads did you have?

Hey bra. Like… three.

Bro. You. Do. Not. Eat. Seafood. From. Taco. Bell! You’re 💯 gonna get the Pop Rocks Poots!

by Majestically Bald September 01, 2023