Its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate

-This saying is often used when you are committing something impossible. For example a T-rex trying to self pleasure with its tiny arms

"I cant figure out how to use this computer Melinda, its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate"
"Cleaning your bisclitussy is like teach a dinosaur to masturbate"

by Danussy August 31, 2022

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All over it like a japanese Headband

The term is as was created by the great man avg and it means on top of it

frank was All over it like a Japanese headband

by Sk8death26 October 2, 2016

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I think she likes me

Phrase said by a giga-chad who just got rejected(accepted😏😉) by a female

Aj:Charley wanna go with me to homecoming

Charley: no
Walks away…
Aj:I think she likes me

by CharleyXAjProductions September 14, 2022

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make you behave like an animal

There are two things this could mean, one; you want them (your partner or really close friend) to behave like an animal, or two; it's a part of a song, called 'animal' by Sir Chloe. (imo it's really good,,)

Person 1: make you behave like an animal
Person 2: do it no balls

OR

Person 1: make me behave like an animal!
Person 2: I'm asking nicely, give me what I want!

Person 1: I'm asking politely, give me what I want!!
(They continue to sing the full song together)

by Roi_ May 25, 2023

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