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Slut Math

Slut Math
A math equation that determines the sluttiness factor of a female

log((age-10)^69)/18

take the age, subtract 10, take it to the 69th power, take the log base ten of that, then divide by 20 to get the acceptable number of sex partners from that age.

take the # of partners of the accused slut, divide by the equation above.
if above 1, then she is a slut
else, she is probably not, but may act like one.
-Dick- Hey I think Brittany's a slut
-Brian- Have you done the slut math on her yet?
-Dick- What's the formula?
-Brian- You take her age, subtract 10, take that number to the 69th power, you take the log base ten of that number, then you divide by 18.
-Dick- Ain't nobody got no time for that.
-Brian- But i do got time for taking my log and and 69ing with power(sex joke).
by dapumpkinator December 29, 2015
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Slut knot

When a slut ties your dick into a knot during a BJ
Mate Jessica pulled a slut knot on me last night
by GCforlyf August 26, 2015
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Bakery Slut

A chick that puts a penis through a donut. Also, then sucks on the penis after.
"That girl with the Krispy Kreme Donut, yeah she a BAKERY SLUT!
by Imagoodperson69 September 18, 2018
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Slut

any girls names that starts with an S or A

usually talks to multiple guys and has sex with more then one person in a month
Person 1: Hey you know sage?

Person 2: You mean the slut?
by crack is good November 15, 2019
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SLUT ASS BITCH

most people named Savana or Scarlet. They tend to be bitches and have a new bf/gf every 2 days.
Savana is such a slut ass bitch, so is Scarlet.
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Sleeping slut

A woman who is a slut during the day and even while sleeping at night, tends to take rock hard cocks in every possible hole.
I had sex with that sleeping slut last night, but so did my two friends.
by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016
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Stunt Slut

A girl who rides her own bike, and befriends all the stunters just because they do stunts and have a bike.

A girl who is basically a homie hopper, but hops from stunter to stunter.

A tank skank, lot lizard, homie hopper, and wheelie whore ALL IN ONE!
So much for tank skank, this girl is a stunt slut all around
by whatchaknowaboutmebro December 28, 2012
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