Texas rock climbing consists of a man and woman shitting out their turds up and down a staircase. After the turds are scattered on the stairs, they race up the stairs on all fours, as if they are climbing a rock wall. Whichever one of them loses the race has a get all the shit rubbed on their body (if there is extra it shoved into their rectum) until it crusts.
Bro 1: Have you ever been Texas rock climbing?
Bro 2: Nah what is that.
Me: Oh boy, just look it up and have a grand time
Bro 2: Nah what is that.
Me: Oh boy, just look it up and have a grand time
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Get the Rock fight mug.1) planet earth
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3) the fallacious description of the earth being a dead rock hurting through space a 140 miles a second around the milky way galaxy. When we are on a living planet, the soil and oceans are alive with microbes, plants trees and animals, in a habital zone (see also goldilocks zone)
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Earth is called the 3rd rock from the sun, however, we are actually on a living, habitable planet in the goldilocks zone, from our parent star in the solar system
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Get the Toss the rocks mug.The act of inserting rock into the foreskin then surrounding the penis in rocks and rubbing the rocks on your penis in a up and down motion.
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Get the Indian rock gooning mug.(Not to be confused with the song "Midnight Rocks" by Al Stewart) Midnight Rock is a music genre that consists of very calm rock music that you would play between midnight and three in the morning while driving on a dimly illuminated and empty highway.
Person 1: "Man, I sure do love listening to Who's Crying Now by Journey while cruisin' down the highway in the middle of the night."
Person 2: "Oh, you seem like someone who would enjoy Midnight Rock."
Person 2: "Oh, you seem like someone who would enjoy Midnight Rock."
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