God blast you

1. (v.) A common misspelling of the word "God bless you".
2. (v.) To blast the listener with God's help.

You are making me cry because of your backstory. May God blast you.

by ‌ July 3, 2024

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My God

You're obviously speaking in the context of Jordan's bullshit but no...

Hym "No. It's not my God. My 'God' is freedom and I will kill yours to appease mine."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2024

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A giant, bearded man that lives in Heaven, The Sky. He has started a cult with over TWO BILLION global members. (Apparently, they are all named Christian.). He has around seven billion kids(unconfirmed). The most famous of which is Jesus H. Christ. He is named in this infamous quote, "Welcome to bible study, we're all children of Jesus . . Kumbaya my Loord." Jesus was birthed in a barn by Mary Christ. His birth was documented in 'The Bible'. To quote the book,("I brought you Frankincense." "Thank you." "I brought you Myrrh." "Thank you." "Mur-dur!" "Huh...Judas..no!") he was bought gifts from strange animal herders.

Oh my God, you smell like shit.

by @freeshavacadoo000ontiktok February 5, 2021

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Axel The God

Axel was a mouse god who lived 200,054,363 years ago and people believe he died 2,727 years ago but really he died 200,054,363 years ago by a dinosaur god named Mr. Felix who was also died because a volcano erupted, Axel The God was born 13.9 billion years ago. His friend was Haruto the Shark God from Japan.

Person 1: Do you know Axel?
Person 2: Axel? The God? You mean Axel The God? Yeah, that boy fucking died.

by Dumbassfuckhead June 11, 2025

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