Black ass Ribeye

the most blackest of ribeyes in the nation

Youre a fucking black ass ribeye

by Jackle Ribeye January 12, 2023

Black Guy High

similar to white boy wasted, except getting high like a black guy

Will: did you see Jason the other night?
Richard: Naw, man, what happened?
Will: Jason was so black guy high that he ate another man's face!
Richard: that reminds me of that Ron Artest-lookin guy who ate that dude!

by crazychris56 December 18, 2012

black peppered moth

Simultaneously putting your thumb in the vagina and a finger in the butt. Then you tap your finger and thumb together. Typically in a rapid fashion, like a moth's wings.

I gave that girl a black peppered moth last week and my finger still stinks.

by clubwich18 December 30, 2018

black is the new blue

When urban dictionary changed from blue and white to black and white for some reason...

Me: *goes to www.urbandictionary.com*
Me: Wtf what happened to urban dictionary... black is the new blue

by World of Wordcraft November 13, 2016

black door play

When a black women sticks at least two fingers in the anus of a tall skinny redheaded man. It orginated when the strict parents of redheads wouldn't let them have black women over. They would sneak the girls inside. To really disobey the parents the black girl would then shove her fingers in his ass

Alot of redheads enjoy black door play when parents are not home

by ThatThing89 July 18, 2017

Big Black Men

Something you don’t wanna see in prison, or maybe you do…

White Cunt: HELP IM BEING RAPED BY BIG BLACK MEN
Big Nigga: Oh sorry bro I thought you liked it
White Cunt: I never said to stop

by DictionaryMan76 July 8, 2023

too black to drive

Occurs when a vehicle operator is too preoccupied with his or her own ethnicity to adhere to or care about local driving laws and regulations; "keeping it real", checking the status of one's weave or afro, adjusting the ridiculously loud car stereo, or making sure that others are aware of his or her presence, or all of the above, supercedes safe driving practices.

If I turned up my bump that loud, I'd be too black to drive too.

Is that guy having a stroke or is he just too black to drive?

What an asshole! Either she wants me to slap the hell out of her or she's just too black to drive.

by Barney Fife's racist cousin June 13, 2011